Just another normal stuff we do nowdays in the channel.... dead?
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Some stuff you might want to you might wonder about?
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
Now for the ladies
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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:)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
Now for the ladies
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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:)
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Now why isn't this in the Malaysian Book of Records?? Malaysia boleh!
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Monday, November 07, 2005
Part 2?!
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
I joke, I joke!
Making fun of ah bengs again..
Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. This is what he came up with:
1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 beside an apartment to peep. After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me, I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7 eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab him. And 10 hor...10 hor...10...he die lor.
Baseball
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - "how much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says...$1000 dollars
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again...."
Sons
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.
The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked:
"What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, "What about your son?"
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.
The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.
Geeks
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.
"Kiss me and I will turn into a princess."
The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours."
The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask."
The guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool...!"
Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. This is what he came up with:
1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 beside an apartment to peep. After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me, I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7 eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab him. And 10 hor...10 hor...10...he die lor.
Baseball
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - "how much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says...$1000 dollars
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again...."
Sons
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.
The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked:
"What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, "What about your son?"
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.
The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.
Geeks
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.
"Kiss me and I will turn into a princess."
The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours."
The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask."
The guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool...!"
We need a new software publisher!
Abbott: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
Costello: Thanks, I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: No, the name’s Lou.
Abbott: Your computer?
Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou!
Abbott: What about Windows?
Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Costello: I don’t know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
Abbott: Wallpaper.
Costello: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Abbott: Software for Windows?
Costello: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
Abbott: I just did.
Costello: You just did what?
Abbott: Recommend something.
Costello: You recommending something?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: For my office?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Okay, what did you recommend for my office?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yes, for my office!
Abbott: I recommended Office with Windows.
Costello: I already have an office and it has windows! Okay, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
Abbott: Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: Word in Office.
Costello: The only word in office is office.
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: Which word in office for windows?
Abbott: The Word you get when you click on the blue “W”.
Costello: I’m gonna click your blue W if you don’t start with some straight answers. Okay, forget that. Can I watch movies on the internet?
Abbott: Yes, you want Real One.
Costello: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I want to watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: If it’s a long movie I also want to see reel; 2,3& 4. Can I watch them?
Abbott: Of course.
Costello: Great, with what?
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: Okay, I’m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
Abbott: You click the blue “1”.
Costello: I click the blue one what?
Abbott: The blue “1”.
Costello: Is that different from the blue “W”.
Abbott: The blue “1” is Real One and the blue “W” is Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: But there are three words in “office for windows”!
Abbott: No, just one, but it’s the most popular word in the world.
Costello: It is?
Abbott: Yes, but to be fair, there aren’t many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words out there.
Costello: And that word is the real one?
Abbott: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
Costello: Stop! Don’t start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? DO you have anything I can track my money with?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: That’s right. What do you have?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: I need money to track my money?
Abbott: It comes bundled with your computer.
Costello: What's bundled with my computer?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: Money comes with my computer?
Abbott: Yes. No extra charge.
Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
Abbott: One copy.
Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
Costello: They give you a license to copy money?
Costello: Thanks, I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: No, the name’s Lou.
Abbott: Your computer?
Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou!
Abbott: What about Windows?
Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Costello: I don’t know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
Abbott: Wallpaper.
Costello: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Abbott: Software for Windows?
Costello: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
Abbott: I just did.
Costello: You just did what?
Abbott: Recommend something.
Costello: You recommending something?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: For my office?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Okay, what did you recommend for my office?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yes, for my office!
Abbott: I recommended Office with Windows.
Costello: I already have an office and it has windows! Okay, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
Abbott: Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: Word in Office.
Costello: The only word in office is office.
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: Which word in office for windows?
Abbott: The Word you get when you click on the blue “W”.
Costello: I’m gonna click your blue W if you don’t start with some straight answers. Okay, forget that. Can I watch movies on the internet?
Abbott: Yes, you want Real One.
Costello: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I want to watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: If it’s a long movie I also want to see reel; 2,3& 4. Can I watch them?
Abbott: Of course.
Costello: Great, with what?
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: Okay, I’m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
Abbott: You click the blue “1”.
Costello: I click the blue one what?
Abbott: The blue “1”.
Costello: Is that different from the blue “W”.
Abbott: The blue “1” is Real One and the blue “W” is Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: But there are three words in “office for windows”!
Abbott: No, just one, but it’s the most popular word in the world.
Costello: It is?
Abbott: Yes, but to be fair, there aren’t many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words out there.
Costello: And that word is the real one?
Abbott: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
Costello: Stop! Don’t start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? DO you have anything I can track my money with?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: That’s right. What do you have?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: I need money to track my money?
Abbott: It comes bundled with your computer.
Costello: What's bundled with my computer?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: Money comes with my computer?
Abbott: Yes. No extra charge.
Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
Abbott: One copy.
Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
Costello: They give you a license to copy money?
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Streamyx complain letter
Just another complain letter too streamyx, edited by Anna and check out what was the reply:
Dear Mr. K,
Thank you for your e-mail to TMNet.
Mr. K, referring to your e-mail, we would like to advice you to proceed with some basic troubleshooting, in order for us to streamline the issue that you are facing currently.
1) Bypass splitter/ micro filter/ fax machine/ lightning protector
2) Stand alone connection, from wall socket to modem (No parallel line)
3) Flush DNS
a) For Win 98/ME:-
- Click Start button, go to run.
- Type "winipcfg" and then click OK.
- Select your network card name from the adapter drop-down menu.
- Click on Release button
- The IP address should display 0.0.0.0. Then click Renew All
- Click OK to close the window.
b) For Win XP/2000
- Click on start Button, go to run
- Type "command", click ok
- Type in "ipconfig /flushdns", then press Enter.
- Make sure the result is "Successfully flushed the DNS Resolver cache".
- Type exit and press Enter to close the window screen.
4) Switch off the modem, unplug/ re-plug all cables, wait for 5 to 10 minutes before switching on the modem.
5) Create new Dialer and configure DNS
- (Preferred DNS Server: 202.188.0.133 /Alternate DNS Server: 202.188.1.5)
6) Reboot computer and the modem
7) Do at least 3 bandwidth test from our website as follows :
(http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/) or (http://direct.tm.net.my/xpeedometer/xpeedometer.htm)
However, if the results are below 60% of the required speed, please reply us by attaching the results (3 results in kbits).
Alternatively, you can contact our Technical Department at 1-300-88-9515 (select option 3 for Technical Assistance) if you need further assistance on the troubleshooting above and if the problem still occurs, please provide us the following details for further action.
1) User name :
2) Contact Person :
3) Contact Number
- Home/Office :
- Mobile phone :
4) Operating System :
5) Modem Brand :
6) Service Number :
7) Streamyx Package :
8) Bandwidth Test Results
- First Test :
- Second Test :
- Third Test :
9) When the problem occurred :
10) When is the best time to call you :
Please feel free to contact us either via e-mail at streamyx@tm.net.my or call us at 1-300-88-9515 should you require further assistance.
Mr. K, we thank you for taking the time to write to us and look forward to serve you better.
Regards,
Nicholas Senthil
Customer Care Support,
TMNet Sdn. Bhd.
Website: www.tm.net.my
(ICOMS#320811-99225 ONYX#4424088)
-----Original Message-----
From: Remove@streamyx.com
Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 4:09 PM
To: streamyx@tm.net.my
Subject: Upload/download connection speed problem
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This e-mail was scanned by TM Net E-Mail Virus Shield.
***********************
GroundZero
1st Floor
No 21, Kepayan Commercial Centre
Kepayan, Kota Kinabalu
Sabah
To whom it may concern:
RE:
I am writing this letter to bring foward the captioned matter to your concern. Our business is currently using StreamyX Enterprise ADSL 1.0M. However, we are not convinced that we are currently undergoing 1M speed as written on the contract.
My director has proceeded to go to file in a complain regarding this matter in Clicker's, Kota Kinabalu but he was later being asked to contact the Hotline. Streamyx has dissapointed our company in a serious matter, not only because we are not enjoying what we have paid and promised from the contract, and our complaints were being unattended and ignored. It seemed to us that we as a corporate client is not worth being entertained or valued by Streamyx at all.
We believe Streamyx's Clicker was being set up to provide assistance and solution to the customers. Our company and my director had what we consider an extremely uninformed and stressful/upsetting experience and would appreciate a written response regarding the mentioned matter.
Please find the details below for your further action:
Account number: "Remove"
User name: "Remove"
Contact Person
Mr. Adriel DK - Administrator
Mobile number: "Remove"
Mr. Melvin Lim - Trainee
Mobile number: "Remove"
Operating System: windows xp pro
Modem Brand: Linksys BEFSX41
Service Number:
Streamyx Package: StreamyX Enterprise ADSL 1.0M
- Bandwidth Test First Test
Download Speed 1026.6 54.2 18.93 151.44
Upload Speed 1026.6 19.31 53.15 425.2
-Second Test
Download Speed 1026.62 48.04 21.36 170.88
Upload Speed 1026.62 19.12 53.67 429.36
-Third Test
Download Speed 1026.6 64.57 15.89 127.12
Upload Speed 1026.6 19.15 53.59 428.72
I look forward to hearing a reply with solutions.If we are not receiving any reply from your party in this short future, we will have no choice but to consider in arranging this matter to be corrected by a third party at your cost or seeking help from Consumer Tribunal department.
Yours sincerely,
Adriel DK
GrounZero
Administrator
********************************
Speechless? :\
Dear Mr. K,
Thank you for your e-mail to TMNet.
Mr. K, referring to your e-mail, we would like to advice you to proceed with some basic troubleshooting, in order for us to streamline the issue that you are facing currently.
1) Bypass splitter/ micro filter/ fax machine/ lightning protector
2) Stand alone connection, from wall socket to modem (No parallel line)
3) Flush DNS
a) For Win 98/ME:-
- Click Start button, go to run.
- Type "winipcfg" and then click OK.
- Select your network card name from the adapter drop-down menu.
- Click on Release button
- The IP address should display 0.0.0.0. Then click Renew All
- Click OK to close the window.
b) For Win XP/2000
- Click on start Button, go to run
- Type "command", click ok
- Type in "ipconfig /flushdns", then press Enter.
- Make sure the result is "Successfully flushed the DNS Resolver cache".
- Type exit and press Enter to close the window screen.
4) Switch off the modem, unplug/ re-plug all cables, wait for 5 to 10 minutes before switching on the modem.
5) Create new Dialer and configure DNS
- (Preferred DNS Server: 202.188.0.133 /Alternate DNS Server: 202.188.1.5)
6) Reboot computer and the modem
7) Do at least 3 bandwidth test from our website as follows :
(http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/) or (http://direct.tm.net.my/xpeedometer/xpeedometer.htm)
However, if the results are below 60% of the required speed, please reply us by attaching the results (3 results in kbits).
Alternatively, you can contact our Technical Department at 1-300-88-9515 (select option 3 for Technical Assistance) if you need further assistance on the troubleshooting above and if the problem still occurs, please provide us the following details for further action.
1) User name :
2) Contact Person :
3) Contact Number
- Home/Office :
- Mobile phone :
4) Operating System :
5) Modem Brand :
6) Service Number :
7) Streamyx Package :
8) Bandwidth Test Results
- First Test :
- Second Test :
- Third Test :
9) When the problem occurred :
10) When is the best time to call you :
Please feel free to contact us either via e-mail at streamyx@tm.net.my or call us at 1-300-88-9515 should you require further assistance.
Mr. K, we thank you for taking the time to write to us and look forward to serve you better.
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Customer Care Support,
TMNet Sdn. Bhd.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Remove@streamyx.com
Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 4:09 PM
To: streamyx@tm.net.my
Subject: Upload/download connection speed problem
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GroundZero
1st Floor
No 21, Kepayan Commercial Centre
Kepayan, Kota Kinabalu
Sabah
To whom it may concern:
RE:
I am writing this letter to bring foward the captioned matter to your concern. Our business is currently using StreamyX Enterprise ADSL 1.0M. However, we are not convinced that we are currently undergoing 1M speed as written on the contract.
My director has proceeded to go to file in a complain regarding this matter in Clicker's, Kota Kinabalu but he was later being asked to contact the Hotline. Streamyx has dissapointed our company in a serious matter, not only because we are not enjoying what we have paid and promised from the contract, and our complaints were being unattended and ignored. It seemed to us that we as a corporate client is not worth being entertained or valued by Streamyx at all.
We believe Streamyx's Clicker was being set up to provide assistance and solution to the customers. Our company and my director had what we consider an extremely uninformed and stressful/upsetting experience and would appreciate a written response regarding the mentioned matter.
Please find the details below for your further action:
Account number: "Remove"
User name: "Remove"
Contact Person
Mr. Adriel DK - Administrator
Mobile number: "Remove"
Mr. Melvin Lim - Trainee
Mobile number: "Remove"
Operating System: windows xp pro
Modem Brand: Linksys BEFSX41
Service Number:
Streamyx Package: StreamyX Enterprise ADSL 1.0M
- Bandwidth Test First Test
Download Speed 1026.6 54.2 18.93 151.44
Upload Speed 1026.6 19.31 53.15 425.2
-Second Test
Download Speed 1026.62 48.04 21.36 170.88
Upload Speed 1026.62 19.12 53.67 429.36
-Third Test
Download Speed 1026.6 64.57 15.89 127.12
Upload Speed 1026.6 19.15 53.59 428.72
I look forward to hearing a reply with solutions.If we are not receiving any reply from your party in this short future, we will have no choice but to consider in arranging this matter to be corrected by a third party at your cost or seeking help from Consumer Tribunal department.
Yours sincerely,
Adriel DK
GrounZero
Administrator
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Speechless? :\
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Rhyming it up?
[02:04] <@sythxn> its the anaaaaa
[02:06] <@b|atching> its the ...
[02:06] <@b|atching> predator
[02:06] <@b|atching> ui calo
[02:06] <@b|atching> how u
[02:07] <@sythxn> like morning is night night is morning
[02:10] <@b|atching> while afternoon is evening and evenin is afternoon
[02:10] <@sythxn> the sun is the moon and the moon is the cake
[02:10] <@sythxn> macam udang ditelan itik
[02:11] <@b|atching> eh no
[02:11] <@b|atching> evening is dawn dan is evening
[02:12] <@b|atching> macam katak ditelan burung
[02:12] <@b|atching> macam ayam diminum ikan
[02:12] <@b|atching> .........
[02:06] <@b|atching> its the ...
[02:06] <@b|atching> predator
[02:06] <@b|atching> ui calo
[02:06] <@b|atching> how u
[02:07] <@sythxn> like morning is night night is morning
[02:10] <@b|atching> while afternoon is evening and evenin is afternoon
[02:10] <@sythxn> the sun is the moon and the moon is the cake
[02:10] <@sythxn> macam udang ditelan itik
[02:11] <@b|atching> eh no
[02:11] <@b|atching> evening is dawn dan is evening
[02:12] <@b|atching> macam katak ditelan burung
[02:12] <@b|atching> macam ayam diminum ikan
[02:12] <@b|atching> .........
Saturday, September 17, 2005
You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At a meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At a meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
You know you've been playing too much online games when...
Thanks Des. Good one.
(original post: http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=150032)
CYBERSEX GONE WRONG
So I was having cybersex the other day.
It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me $**@#, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of #@@!.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
(original post: http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=150032)
CYBERSEX GONE WRONG
So I was having cybersex the other day.
It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me $**@#, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of #@@!.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Friday, September 02, 2005
men are so....
[19:16] <@SeVeN> punya boring this world
[19:16] <@SeVeN> i wanna go thailand
[19:17] they say thailand will change ur mind about everything
[19:17]<@baguvix> so will japan
[19:17] lets go japan
[19:17] sure or not
[19:17] they say japan is a place full of perverts ...
[19:22] exactly
[19:16]
[19:17]
[19:17]
[19:17]
[19:17]
[19:17]
[19:22]
Monday, August 22, 2005
Weirdo
<.c|oud[]str|ff3> wei boon?
<.Baboon> boon?
<.c|oud[]str|ff3> ya
<.Baboon> I am not boon
<.Baboon> I am Adriel
<.c|oud[]str|ff3> ??
<.c|oud[]str|ff3> i tot u was weiboon
<.Baboon> nope
wtf is this????????????
<.Baboon> boon?
<.c|oud[]str|ff3> ya
<.Baboon> I am not boon
<.Baboon> I am Adriel
<.c|oud[]str|ff3> ??
<.c|oud[]str|ff3> i tot u was weiboon
<.Baboon> nope
wtf is this????????????
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Saturday, August 13, 2005
Old or not?
<|^2SaNe|> -.-
<|^2SaNe|> i am young
<.baboon> u are 24
<.baboon> 23
<.baboon> 24
<|^2SaNe|> no im 23
<.baboon> still old
<|^2SaNe|> u fool
<.baboon> lol
Normal talk in the channel
<|^2SaNe|> i am young
<.baboon> u are 24
<.baboon> 23
<.baboon> 24
<|^2SaNe|> no im 23
<.baboon> still old
<|^2SaNe|> u fool
<.baboon> lol
Normal talk in the channel
Random Confessions
[14:41] <@b|atching> i admit it
[14:41] <@b|atching> a good fuck is better than good words
@_@
=.="
[14:41] <@b|atching> a good fuck is better than good words
@_@
=.="
Friday, August 12, 2005
All in a days work
A pc mechanic talking to himself in IRC
[15:49] <Baboon> can't play on this comp
[15:49] <Baboon> this comp need to format
[15:49] <Baboon> crap
[15:49] <Baboon> pc 6 macam fucked up
[15:57] * Baboon (~adk@219.94.120.202) Quit (Quit: keboringan...)
WOW! Are you that bored?
[15:49] <Baboon> can't play on this comp
[15:49] <Baboon> this comp need to format
[15:49] <Baboon> crap
[15:49] <Baboon> pc 6 macam fucked up
[15:57] * Baboon (~adk@219.94.120.202) Quit (Quit: keboringan...)
WOW! Are you that bored?
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
A normal day in the dead channel!
[18:29] * @|^2SaNe| attacks adz
[18:30] * adkz block |^2SaNe| attacks using a beer bottle
[18:30] * adkz then counter his attack using kerosine and lighted it up and watch as |^2SaNe| burns
[18:31] * @|^2SaNe| sut adkz
By the way, what happen to all the gunbound players?! You all suck!
[18:30] * adkz block |^2SaNe| attacks using a beer bottle
[18:30] * adkz then counter his attack using kerosine and lighted it up and watch as |^2SaNe| burns
[18:31] * @|^2SaNe| sut adkz
By the way, what happen to all the gunbound players?! You all suck!
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Sometimes..
[00:15] <@b|atching> lin si i might let go a chance to drink
[00:15] <@b|atching> but i won't let go a chance to fuck with the bestman
We really don't know what to think.
[00:15] <@b|atching> but i won't let go a chance to fuck with the bestman
We really don't know what to think.
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Thank God
[12:22] <@|^2SaNe|> okay i dun remmember a thing yesterday
[12:22] <@Adriel> I striped in sheni
Shit! Thank god I don't remmember that!
[12:22] <@Adriel> I striped in sheni
Shit! Thank god I don't remmember that!
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Future prediction
Ripped of from the topic with edits:
gedering: monday (25th July),12pm,little italy. whoever cannot make it must open 8 tapai or talak in upperstar the next night. thks
I predict too the channel will be dead for the next two weeks or so.
gedering: monday (25th July),12pm,little italy. whoever cannot make it must open 8 tapai or talak in upperstar the next night. thks
I predict too the channel will be dead for the next two weeks or so.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Hit you back
Haih.. we need an english version for this one la. Based on Chia's translation:
Jay Chou - Determinedly heading North
The world in a mirror looking back
Getting further away and saying goodbye
You look at your backside
One side of your face is as beautiful as usual
I use vision to chase
I never thought I'd hear you cry
Staring out the car window for a long time
Is the chance that I lost
You standing there
Tears in the middle of you and me
The road looks recoiling backwards
Little by little you collapse outside the window
I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
You said you're very tired
You have no other way of falling in love with ayone else
The wind blows in this mountain road
The shape of the past is all my fault
Couting my shame
How many times have I hurt you?
The world in a mirror looking back
Getting further away and saying goodbye
You look at your backside
One side of your face is as beautiful as usual
I use vision to chase
I never thought I'd hear you cry
Staring out the car window for a long time
Is the chance that I lost
You standing there
Tears in the middle of you and me
The road looks recoiling backwards
Little by little you collapse outside the window
I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
You said you're very tired
You have no other way of falling in love with ayone else
The wind blows in this mountain road
The shape of the past is all my fault
Counting my shame
How many times have I hurt you?
I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
The steering encircles you
Turning around my regrets
I go faster to get on top of it
But I cannot leave the sadness that tails close behind
Counting my shame
How many times have I hurt you
Stop the violence
Let the wrong be pure
[*lol* This part is edited by me (^2SaNe) Lets see how carlo faced with the real translation. Heres the comparison:
The world in the rear view mirror
Says goodbye further and further away
You turn around towards your back
The side of your face is still very beautiful
I use my vision to chase
I unexpectedly hear your tears
Lingering outside the car window
Is the chance I missed
You are standing in position
Tears across the middle of you and me
The view of the street has been recoiling all along
The bits and pieces of your collapse are outside the window
I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
You say you are very tired
You already have no way to fall in love with anyone else
The wind blows on the mountain road
The frames in the past are all my wrongs
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you
The world in the rear view mirror
Says goodbye further and further away
You turn around towards your back
The side of your face is still very beautiful
I use my vision to chase
I unexpectedly hear your tears
Lingering outside the car window
Is the chance I missed
You are standing in position
Tears across the middle of you and me
The view of the street has been recoiling all along
The bits and pieces of your collapse are outside the window
I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
You say you are very tired
You already have no way to fall in love with anyone else
The wind blows on the mountain road
The frames in the past are all my wrongs
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you
I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
The steering wheel encompasses
Rotating around my regrets
I speed up to exceed it
Yet I can’t lose the grief following closely
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you
Stop the heartlessness
Just let wrong be pure
]
Jay Chou - Determinedly heading North
The world in a mirror looking back
Getting further away and saying goodbye
You look at your backside
One side of your face is as beautiful as usual
I use vision to chase
I never thought I'd hear you cry
Staring out the car window for a long time
Is the chance that I lost
You standing there
Tears in the middle of you and me
The road looks recoiling backwards
Little by little you collapse outside the window
I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
You said you're very tired
You have no other way of falling in love with ayone else
The wind blows in this mountain road
The shape of the past is all my fault
Couting my shame
How many times have I hurt you?
The world in a mirror looking back
Getting further away and saying goodbye
You look at your backside
One side of your face is as beautiful as usual
I use vision to chase
I never thought I'd hear you cry
Staring out the car window for a long time
Is the chance that I lost
You standing there
Tears in the middle of you and me
The road looks recoiling backwards
Little by little you collapse outside the window
I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
You said you're very tired
You have no other way of falling in love with ayone else
The wind blows in this mountain road
The shape of the past is all my fault
Counting my shame
How many times have I hurt you?
I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
The steering encircles you
Turning around my regrets
I go faster to get on top of it
But I cannot leave the sadness that tails close behind
Counting my shame
How many times have I hurt you
Stop the violence
Let the wrong be pure
[*lol* This part is edited by me (^2SaNe) Lets see how carlo faced with the real translation. Heres the comparison:
The world in the rear view mirror
Says goodbye further and further away
You turn around towards your back
The side of your face is still very beautiful
I use my vision to chase
I unexpectedly hear your tears
Lingering outside the car window
Is the chance I missed
You are standing in position
Tears across the middle of you and me
The view of the street has been recoiling all along
The bits and pieces of your collapse are outside the window
I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
You say you are very tired
You already have no way to fall in love with anyone else
The wind blows on the mountain road
The frames in the past are all my wrongs
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you
The world in the rear view mirror
Says goodbye further and further away
You turn around towards your back
The side of your face is still very beautiful
I use my vision to chase
I unexpectedly hear your tears
Lingering outside the car window
Is the chance I missed
You are standing in position
Tears across the middle of you and me
The view of the street has been recoiling all along
The bits and pieces of your collapse are outside the window
I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
You say you are very tired
You already have no way to fall in love with anyone else
The wind blows on the mountain road
The frames in the past are all my wrongs
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you
I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
The steering wheel encompasses
Rotating around my regrets
I speed up to exceed it
Yet I can’t lose the grief following closely
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you
Stop the heartlessness
Just let wrong be pure
]
You started it
Broken translator?
Jay Chow - Menuju Utara Sesungguhnya
Dunia di cermin pandang belakang
Semakin jauh dan mengatakan selamat tinggal
Engkau menghadap belakangmu
Muka sebelahmu sangat cantik seperti biasa
Ku menggunakan visi untuk mengejar
Ku tidak sangka mendengar tangisanmu
Tenungan yang lama di luar tingkap kereta
Ialah peluang yang kukehilangan
Engkau berdiri di sana
Air mata di tengah engkau dan aku
Pandangan jalan membingkas ke belakang
Sedikit demi sedikit engkau rebah di luar tingkap
Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Engkau mengatakan kau sangat letih
Engkau tiada lagi cara untuk jatuh cinta pada orang lain
Angin meniup di jalan gunung ini
Bentuk masa silam adalah semua kesalahanku
Mengira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu
Dunia di cermin pandang belakang
Semakin jauh dan mengatakan selamat tinggal
Engkau menghadap belakangmu
Muka sebelahmu sangat cantik seperti biasa
Ku menggunakan visi untuk mengejar
Ku tidak sangka mendengar tangisanmu
Tenungan yang lama di luar tingkap kereta
Ialah peluang yang kukehilangan
Engkau berdiri di sana
Air mata di tengah engkau dan aku
Pandangan jalan membingkas ke belakang
Sedikit demi sedikit engkau rebah di luar tingkap
Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Engkau mengatakan kau sangat letih
Engkau tiada lagi cara untuk jatuh cinta pada orang lain
Angin meniup di jalan gunung ini
Bentuk masa silam adalah semua kesalahanku
Mengira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu
Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Stiring melingkari mu
Berpusing disekeliling kekesalanku
Aku mempercepatkan untuk megatasinya
Tetapi ku tidak dapat meninggalkan kesedihan yang mengekori dengan dekat
Megira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu
Hentikan kekejaman itu
Biar kesalahan itu tulen
Jay Chow - Menuju Utara Sesungguhnya
Dunia di cermin pandang belakang
Semakin jauh dan mengatakan selamat tinggal
Engkau menghadap belakangmu
Muka sebelahmu sangat cantik seperti biasa
Ku menggunakan visi untuk mengejar
Ku tidak sangka mendengar tangisanmu
Tenungan yang lama di luar tingkap kereta
Ialah peluang yang kukehilangan
Engkau berdiri di sana
Air mata di tengah engkau dan aku
Pandangan jalan membingkas ke belakang
Sedikit demi sedikit engkau rebah di luar tingkap
Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Engkau mengatakan kau sangat letih
Engkau tiada lagi cara untuk jatuh cinta pada orang lain
Angin meniup di jalan gunung ini
Bentuk masa silam adalah semua kesalahanku
Mengira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu
Dunia di cermin pandang belakang
Semakin jauh dan mengatakan selamat tinggal
Engkau menghadap belakangmu
Muka sebelahmu sangat cantik seperti biasa
Ku menggunakan visi untuk mengejar
Ku tidak sangka mendengar tangisanmu
Tenungan yang lama di luar tingkap kereta
Ialah peluang yang kukehilangan
Engkau berdiri di sana
Air mata di tengah engkau dan aku
Pandangan jalan membingkas ke belakang
Sedikit demi sedikit engkau rebah di luar tingkap
Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Engkau mengatakan kau sangat letih
Engkau tiada lagi cara untuk jatuh cinta pada orang lain
Angin meniup di jalan gunung ini
Bentuk masa silam adalah semua kesalahanku
Mengira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu
Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Stiring melingkari mu
Berpusing disekeliling kekesalanku
Aku mempercepatkan untuk megatasinya
Tetapi ku tidak dapat meninggalkan kesedihan yang mengekori dengan dekat
Megira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu
Hentikan kekejaman itu
Biar kesalahan itu tulen
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Just a song
Hey guys, my malay not bad. Wut u think?
This is 'Menjeling matahari - Ayam Jantan'
Cahaya hari di atas bahuku
Membuat aku terasa bernyawa
Kau biarkan aku berdiri di bayang-bayangmu
Dan ianya tempat yang sangat sejuk untuk bersembunyi
Aku berlari dari tempat yang terkacau-bilau ini
Aku berpecah percuma yeah yeah
Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Aku tahu kau takkan tinggalkanku
Tetapi pusing sajalah dan jalan jauh
Aku dah letih dengan masa bila kau menendangku sini sana
Cuba membunuh mimpiku dan memecahkanku turun
Tetapi aku tidak akan bergantung sekitar
Aku berlari dari tempat yang terkacau-bilau ini
Aku berpecah percuma yeah yeah
Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Aku menjeling matahari
Cahaya hari di atas bahuku
Aku tahu ianya masa untuk lari
Ya aku tahu ianya masa untuk lari
Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Yeah yeah menjeling matahari
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
This is 'Menjeling matahari - Ayam Jantan'
Cahaya hari di atas bahuku
Membuat aku terasa bernyawa
Kau biarkan aku berdiri di bayang-bayangmu
Dan ianya tempat yang sangat sejuk untuk bersembunyi
Aku berlari dari tempat yang terkacau-bilau ini
Aku berpecah percuma yeah yeah
Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Aku tahu kau takkan tinggalkanku
Tetapi pusing sajalah dan jalan jauh
Aku dah letih dengan masa bila kau menendangku sini sana
Cuba membunuh mimpiku dan memecahkanku turun
Tetapi aku tidak akan bergantung sekitar
Aku berlari dari tempat yang terkacau-bilau ini
Aku berpecah percuma yeah yeah
Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Aku menjeling matahari
Cahaya hari di atas bahuku
Aku tahu ianya masa untuk lari
Ya aku tahu ianya masa untuk lari
Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Yeah yeah menjeling matahari
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Dangerous Preposition
[02:48] <@sythxn> fuck
[02:48] <@sythxn> my arm sakit
[02:48] <@sythxn> damn
[02:48] <@sythxn> chia u hv to help me tfk
Hoi...... what is this ?
[02:48] <@sythxn> my arm sakit
[02:48] <@sythxn> damn
[02:48] <@sythxn> chia u hv to help me tfk
Hoi...... what is this ?
Saturday, July 16, 2005
The 130th Post Celebration
[16:28] <@sythxn> aih
[16:28] <@sythxn> dun wanna see beer for 1 month
[16:28] <@Adriel> ;o
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> sure o not
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> tommorow we go again
[16:28] <@sythxn> yabah
[16:28] <@sythxn> hahahaha
[16:28] <@sythxn> kimak
[16:28] <@Adriel> lol
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> 1month = 1 day
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> u will feel different tommorow
BEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:28] <@sythxn> dun wanna see beer for 1 month
[16:28] <@Adriel> ;o
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> sure o not
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> tommorow we go again
[16:28] <@sythxn> yabah
[16:28] <@sythxn> hahahaha
[16:28] <@sythxn> kimak
[16:28] <@Adriel> lol
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> 1month = 1 day
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> u will feel different tommorow
BEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally unecessary, meaningless one-liners and more bullshit talk
[09:46] <@Adriel> we are one big gay family
[23:36] <@b|atching> how long is ur nose hair
[23:53] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> im a homo
[00:49] <@b|atching> i'm retarded mate
[13:10] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> i drink beer like japanese make porn
[15:19] <@SeVeN^^> carlo's a bitch
[20:35] <@SeVeN^^> clean my ass
[21:10] <@iwakeupscaredtophoneher> today i orgy with king instead.... so dissapointed
[14:19] <@SeVeN^^> ppl say i look like jay chow
[18:38] <@iwakeupscaredtophoneher> yo yo kami rappers yo
[20:37] <@sythxn> i wanna be cinderella
[21:40] <@SeVeN^^> i want to download porn
[21:40] <@SeVeN^^> i am going to be horny
[21:56] 20m + 7m + 700k - 2.2m
[21:58] <@sythxn> hey u can count
[21:58] <@sythxn> not bad
[21:59] bitch
[21:59] <@sythxn> slut
[21:59] sissy bastard
[00:19] <@SeVeN^^> cheese sandwich rulez
[00:20] <@paris`> after egg sandwich
[00:21] <@ENIGS^^> double cheese rules bah
[00:21] <@SeVeN^^> double cheese burger rulez then
[00:22] <@ENIGS^^> but still have to after the egg sandwich
[00:22] <@ENIGS^^> hahahahha
[00:22] <@paris`> egg sandwich rules
[00:22] <@SeVeN^^> kimakkkkk
[00:22] <@SeVeN^^> ramli burger special rulez
[00:23] <@SeVeN^^> ok?
[00:23] <@paris`> no
[00:23] <@paris`> egg sandwich rules
[23:36] <@b|atching> how long is ur nose hair
[23:53] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> im a homo
[00:49] <@b|atching> i'm retarded mate
[13:10] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> i drink beer like japanese make porn
[15:19] <@SeVeN^^> carlo's a bitch
[20:35] <@SeVeN^^> clean my ass
[21:10] <@iwakeupscaredtophoneher> today i orgy with king instead.... so dissapointed
[14:19] <@SeVeN^^>
[18:38] <@iwakeupscaredtophoneher> yo yo kami rappers yo
[20:37] <@sythxn> i wanna be cinderella
[21:40]
[21:40]
[21:56]
[21:58] <@sythxn> hey u can count
[21:58] <@sythxn> not bad
[21:59]
[21:59] <@sythxn> slut
[21:59]
[00:19] <@SeVeN^^> cheese sandwich rulez
[00:20] <@paris`> after egg sandwich
[00:21] <@ENIGS^^> double cheese rules bah
[00:21] <@SeVeN^^> double cheese burger rulez then
[00:22] <@ENIGS^^> but still have to after the egg sandwich
[00:22] <@ENIGS^^> hahahahha
[00:22] <@paris`> egg sandwich rules
[00:22] <@SeVeN^^> kimakkkkk
[00:22] <@SeVeN^^> ramli burger special rulez
[00:23] <@SeVeN^^> ok?
[00:23] <@paris`> no
[00:23] <@paris`> egg sandwich rules
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Monday, July 11, 2005
Again?
tsk tsk... channel abuse!
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[03:24] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> ...
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[03:29] * @b|atching (marijuana@n219079020224.netvigator.com) Quit (Quit: u had the 10 seconds of estatic fun and I have a whole life to deal with.)
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[03:24] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> ...
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[03:29] * @b|atching (marijuana@n219079020224.netvigator.com) Quit (Quit: u had the 10 seconds of estatic fun and I have a whole life to deal with.)
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Happy Birthday Anna!
Happy Birthday Anna! ;p
Big liao loh.. can think liao loh... by the way, are you too cute too dance?
Big liao loh.. can think liao loh... by the way, are you too cute too dance?
Friday, July 01, 2005
Saturday, June 25, 2005
when u put 2 drunkards together...
[18:09] <@b|atching> r u guys able to see Mt. K from ur house ?
[18:10] <@Adriel> yups if I go outside or ontop the tangki air here
[18:10] <@Adriel> actualy... the whole kk can see it
[18:10] <@Adriel> or the whole sabah
[18:10] <@Adriel> lol
[18:10] <@b|atching> ya i'm thinking abt that too
[18:10] <@b|atching> cuz from my place
[18:10] <@b|atching> macam can nampak
[18:10] <@b|atching> if i'm not mistaken
[18:10] <@Adriel> ...
[18:11] <@b|atching> in the morning
[18:11] <@b|atching> when the sky is clear
[18:11] <@b|atching> or i was drunk
[18:11] <@Adriel> ...
[18:11] <@Adriel> u were drunk
[18:12] * @Adriel -=[ Playing: u2 - sometimes you can't make it on your own.mp3 ][ 192 Kbps / 5mins 8secs ]=-
[18:13] <@Adriel> http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_htm/asia.htm
[18:13] <@Adriel> see berapa jauh hong kong and sabah
[18:13] <@b|atching> budu
[18:14] <@b|atching> i mean my house in kk
[18:14] <@b|atching> ............
[18:14] <@bi^o^bi> hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa
[18:14] <@Adriel> say lar so
[18:14] <@b|atching> adriel i think u're drunk
[18:14] <@Adriel> you didn't say at kk
[18:10] <@Adriel> yups if I go outside or ontop the tangki air here
[18:10] <@Adriel> actualy... the whole kk can see it
[18:10] <@Adriel> or the whole sabah
[18:10] <@Adriel> lol
[18:10] <@b|atching> ya i'm thinking abt that too
[18:10] <@b|atching> cuz from my place
[18:10] <@b|atching> macam can nampak
[18:10] <@b|atching> if i'm not mistaken
[18:10] <@Adriel> ...
[18:11] <@b|atching> in the morning
[18:11] <@b|atching> when the sky is clear
[18:11] <@b|atching> or i was drunk
[18:11] <@Adriel> ...
[18:11] <@Adriel> u were drunk
[18:12] * @Adriel -=[ Playing: u2 - sometimes you can't make it on your own.mp3 ][ 192 Kbps / 5mins 8secs ]=-
[18:13] <@Adriel> http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_htm/asia.htm
[18:13] <@Adriel> see berapa jauh hong kong and sabah
[18:13] <@b|atching> budu
[18:14] <@b|atching> i mean my house in kk
[18:14] <@b|atching> ............
[18:14] <@bi^o^bi> hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa
[18:14] <@Adriel> say lar so
[18:14] <@b|atching> adriel i think u're drunk
[18:14] <@Adriel> you didn't say at kk
Friday, June 24, 2005
Desperate times call for desperate measures
what can i say?...
[18:58] <@|^2SaNe|> elisa.. u really want to pikat me r?
[18:58] <[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> .......
[18:58] <[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> u ask seriously ah?
[18:59] * |^2SaNe| sets mode: +o [-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> hahaha
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> paling paling u answer seriously pun
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> i malu only loh
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> shy shy
[18:59] <@[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> lolz..
[18:59] <@[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> klah...
[18:59] <@[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> i pikat chris lah
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> uiyoh
[19:00] <@Adriel> fish
[19:00] <@|^2SaNe|> *shy*
[19:00] <@Adriel> fish
[19:00] <@|^2SaNe|> i prasan d
[18:58] <@|^2SaNe|> elisa.. u really want to pikat me r?
[18:58] <[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> .......
[18:58] <[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> u ask seriously ah?
[18:59] * |^2SaNe| sets mode: +o [-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> hahaha
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> paling paling u answer seriously pun
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> i malu only loh
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> shy shy
[18:59] <@[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> lolz..
[18:59] <@[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> klah...
[18:59] <@[-E|is4-][-DcQu33n-]> i pikat chris lah
[18:59] <@|^2SaNe|> uiyoh
[19:00] <@Adriel> fish
[19:00] <@|^2SaNe|> *shy*
[19:00] <@Adriel> fish
[19:00] <@|^2SaNe|> i prasan d
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Anna is drunk!
[05:17] * mother-of-my-child (marijuana@pcd704225.netvigator.com) has joined #desnudo
[05:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +o mother-of-my-child
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[05:19] * @mother-of-my-child (marijuana@pcd704225.netvigator.com) Quit (Client closed connection)
*Yo, drunk people shouldn't chat in the channel unless you want to be a clown! *lol*
[05:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +o mother-of-my-child
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[05:19] * @mother-of-my-child (marijuana@pcd704225.netvigator.com) Quit (Client closed connection)
*Yo, drunk people shouldn't chat in the channel unless you want to be a clown! *lol*
Friday, June 17, 2005
Parody of translating?!?
We used to do this in the channel. Thanks to Ujang reading during high school.
Puddle of Mud - Setompok Lumpur
Howie Day - Hari Howie
Backstreet Boys - Budak Di Belakang Jalan
Nine Inch Nails - Sembilan Inci Kuku
Three Doors Down - Tiga Pintu Bawah
The Killers - Pembunuh Itu
BlackEyed Peas - Kacang Mata Hitam
Papa Roach - Bapak Lipas
Pussy Cat Dolls - Patung Kuching
Green Day - Hari Hijau
Simple Plan - Rancangan Yang Mudah
50 Cent - Lima Puluh Sen
Guns N' Roses - Pistol Dan Bunga Ros
Coldplay - Main Sejuk
Fall Out Boy - Budak Jatuh Keluar
;)
Puddle of Mud - Setompok Lumpur
Howie Day - Hari Howie
Backstreet Boys - Budak Di Belakang Jalan
Nine Inch Nails - Sembilan Inci Kuku
Three Doors Down - Tiga Pintu Bawah
The Killers - Pembunuh Itu
BlackEyed Peas - Kacang Mata Hitam
Papa Roach - Bapak Lipas
Pussy Cat Dolls - Patung Kuching
Green Day - Hari Hijau
Simple Plan - Rancangan Yang Mudah
50 Cent - Lima Puluh Sen
Guns N' Roses - Pistol Dan Bunga Ros
Coldplay - Main Sejuk
Fall Out Boy - Budak Jatuh Keluar
;)
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Channel Talk?!
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> ui
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> che makan
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> MAKAN
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> i makan oredi
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> wat is pizelling
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> cipet la
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> i want to play new game, bored
[8:06pm] <SeVeN^^> u drink juice only
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> i makan oredi la
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> u come back din even say hi to me
[8:06pm] <SeVeN^^> u go become fruitarian LA
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> sombong punya pet pet kia u
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> UNTIL I HAVE TO FREAKIN LOOK FOR YOU IN A CHANNEL BAH
*The problem with Desmund is that you need to talk to him in IRC rather then in real life...
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> des
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> where u go
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> so lame la want to talk to you have to come in here
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> aiya
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> LAME
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what what what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> either that or have to go indiablo forum
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> u dont know how to come to my room kah
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> you close door so tighttttt
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> ...............
*The disadvantage of technology?
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*Upskirt?
[6:31pm] <@sythzn> so when u bend down can see upskirt lol
[6:31pm] <|^2SaNe|> i tot now got technology..... u dun bend down also can see upskirt
[6:31pm] <|^2SaNe|> got mini camera installed on ur foot
[6:32pm] <@sythzn> kitai u chia.. damn updated man u
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> ui
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> fuck u chia
[6:32pm] <@sythzn> ketara u got oh kan!!
[6:32pm] <|^2SaNe|> kitai u des and fuck u carlo
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> yalah
[6:32pm] <|^2SaNe|> u all teach me one
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> mahai
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> fuck u
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> kick o u lc
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> must have classical touch bah
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> must earn it to get the upskirt
[6:33pm] <|^2SaNe|> i dont hv mini camera... dun hv spy shop in kk
[6:33pm] <@sythzn> no.. last time i use the sony vid cam yg besar 1997 model but kedapatan by the gal this
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> not using technology
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> lol
[6:33pm] <|^2SaNe|> carlo.... i know u peramas bah last time
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> that is last time
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> u just take ppls skirt n tarik
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> now i upgrade to perabah
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> nah des maciam expert upskirt this
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> no
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> dont pull me in the water
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> i innocent
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> desmun is the yoda of upskirt techniques
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> lc.. baru u philosphy must have classical touch
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> u sendiri jump into the water urself
*The philosophy is endless..
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This time it isn't Anna's breast..
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> uiyo, des triping anna punya lubang
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> hebat
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> .......
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> no
[7:44pm] <@|^2SaNe|> terus des having nightmare
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> hahaha
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> lol
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> aiya
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> no appetite already
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> fuck u all
terrible people..
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The difference between KL and KK ;)
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> go la faster
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> mahai 9pm lurrr
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> mahai baru mau 8.30
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> u trip what oh?
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> kl?
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> i takes 5 minutes for me to reach shen
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> it*
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> okok
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> hahaha
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> macauhaiiiiii
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> i WANT TO GO BACK KK
[8:27pm] <@|^2SaNe|> u kimak.. kl ppl
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> ALL ALSO 5MINS
[8:27pm] <@|^2SaNe|> stuck lah u in traffic jam
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> I LOVE 5MINS
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> here 45 mins
.. everything is so damn near... =))
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> che makan
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> MAKAN
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> i makan oredi
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> wat is pizelling
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> cipet la
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> i want to play new game, bored
[8:06pm] <SeVeN^^> u drink juice only
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> i makan oredi la
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> u come back din even say hi to me
[8:06pm] <SeVeN^^> u go become fruitarian LA
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> sombong punya pet pet kia u
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> UNTIL I HAVE TO FREAKIN LOOK FOR YOU IN A CHANNEL BAH
*The problem with Desmund is that you need to talk to him in IRC rather then in real life...
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> des
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> where u go
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> so lame la want to talk to you have to come in here
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> aiya
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> LAME
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what what what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> either that or have to go indiablo forum
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> u dont know how to come to my room kah
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> you close door so tighttttt
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> ...............
*The disadvantage of technology?
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*Upskirt?
[6:31pm] <@sythzn> so when u bend down can see upskirt lol
[6:31pm] <|^2SaNe|> i tot now got technology..... u dun bend down also can see upskirt
[6:31pm] <|^2SaNe|> got mini camera installed on ur foot
[6:32pm] <@sythzn> kitai u chia.. damn updated man u
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> ui
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> fuck u chia
[6:32pm] <@sythzn> ketara u got oh kan!!
[6:32pm] <|^2SaNe|> kitai u des and fuck u carlo
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> yalah
[6:32pm] <|^2SaNe|> u all teach me one
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> mahai
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> fuck u
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> kick o u lc
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> must have classical touch bah
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> must earn it to get the upskirt
[6:33pm] <|^2SaNe|> i dont hv mini camera... dun hv spy shop in kk
[6:33pm] <@sythzn> no.. last time i use the sony vid cam yg besar 1997 model but kedapatan by the gal this
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> not using technology
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> lol
[6:33pm] <|^2SaNe|> carlo.... i know u peramas bah last time
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> that is last time
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> u just take ppls skirt n tarik
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> now i upgrade to perabah
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> nah des maciam expert upskirt this
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> no
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> dont pull me in the water
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> i innocent
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> desmun is the yoda of upskirt techniques
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> lc.. baru u philosphy must have classical touch
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> u sendiri jump into the water urself
*The philosophy is endless..
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This time it isn't Anna's breast..
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> uiyo, des triping anna punya lubang
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> hebat
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> .......
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> no
[7:44pm] <@|^2SaNe|> terus des having nightmare
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> hahaha
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> lol
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> aiya
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> no appetite already
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> fuck u all
terrible people..
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The difference between KL and KK ;)
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> go la faster
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> mahai 9pm lurrr
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> mahai baru mau 8.30
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> u trip what oh?
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> kl?
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> i takes 5 minutes for me to reach shen
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> it*
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> okok
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> hahaha
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> macauhaiiiiii
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> i WANT TO GO BACK KK
[8:27pm] <@|^2SaNe|> u kimak.. kl ppl
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> ALL ALSO 5MINS
[8:27pm] <@|^2SaNe|> stuck lah u in traffic jam
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> I LOVE 5MINS
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> here 45 mins
.. everything is so damn near... =))
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Msg i get while I am away in irc
[11:01pm] <.ashefs>
[3:22am] <.mariela_> hola
[5:40pm] <.adeee> hi... asl plz
[8:54pm] <.ce_sapi> hii
[9:01pm] <.brain_zheng85> ni sapa??
[9:01pm] <.brain_zheng85> ko2ku bkn??
[9:21pm] <.mark^m> hey care to help?
[1:09am] <.bbnmb> slm
[10:12am] <.raine^-^> #IRChinese A Chinese/English ChatRoom :) *
[11:23am] <.guest72083> hiiiiii
[4:34pm] <.stefani> hai ...
[5:32pm] <.{F}aVoUrIt3> hi
[5:58pm] <.ekacute> hi..bro
[6:25pm] <.ilel> allo
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I never reply anyone even when I am there :P kinda got bored replying lol...
[3:22am] <.mariela_> hola
[5:40pm] <.adeee> hi... asl plz
[8:54pm] <.ce_sapi> hii
[9:01pm] <.brain_zheng85> ni sapa??
[9:01pm] <.brain_zheng85> ko2ku bkn??
[9:21pm] <.mark^m> hey care to help?
[1:09am] <.bbnmb> slm
[10:12am] <.raine^-^> #IRChinese A Chinese/English ChatRoom :) *
[11:23am] <.guest72083> hiiiiii
[4:34pm] <.stefani> hai ...
[5:32pm] <.{F}aVoUrIt3> hi
[5:58pm] <.ekacute> hi..bro
[6:25pm] <.ilel> allo
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I never reply anyone even when I am there :P kinda got bored replying lol...
What lack of ciggies can do to you...
[01:22] <@sythxN> i no cigarette!!!
[01:22] <@sythxN> DIEEE
[01:22] <@sythxN> SURE DIE
[01:24] <@sythxN> help me....
[01:24] <@sythxN> heellllpppp
[01:24] <@sythxN> helpppp......
[01:24] <@sythxN> boy boy can u hear me boy
[01:24] <@sythxN> jefff.. jefff... i killed my brother....
*Hallucinating is a symptom too?
[01:22] <@sythxN> DIEEE
[01:22] <@sythxN> SURE DIE
[01:24] <@sythxN> help me....
[01:24] <@sythxN> heellllpppp
[01:24] <@sythxN> helpppp......
[01:24] <@sythxN> boy boy can u hear me boy
[01:24] <@sythxN> jefff.. jefff... i killed my brother....
*Hallucinating is a symptom too?
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Stuff in #dalnet channel
Here is a log on a person who asked for some help in #dalnet channel.. we are talking in the main :
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[6:19pm] <.noob> hello
[6:19pm] <.noob> i need help
[6:19pm] <.noob> about a command
[6:20pm] <.noob> any one here
[6:20pm] <.noob> ?
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> What is it?
[6:20pm] <.Attila> .noob - ask,please.
[6:20pm] <.noob> there is a term fop
[6:20pm] <.noob> how to add fop for channel
[6:20pm] <.noob> is there any command
[6:20pm] <.noob> :?
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> fop?
[6:20pm] <.Attila> fop?
[6:20pm] <.noob> ya..
[6:20pm] <.Attila> heh ;)
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> there is only aop and sop
[6:20pm] <.noob> means if i wanna share a founder access..
[6:20pm] <.noob> ahh..
[6:20pm] <.noob> ok thnx
[6:21pm] <.noob> another que
[6:21pm] <@Adriel> what is it
[6:21pm] <.noob> if i wanna send memo to all sop of channel
[6:21pm] <.noob> then wat command i shd use
[6:21pm] <.Attila> .noob - http://docs.dal.net/docs/chanserv.html#5 and http://docs.dal.net/docs/chanserv.html#6
[6:21pm] <.noob> :$
[6:21pm] <.noob> thnx
[6:21pm] <.noob> lolx.
[6:21pm] <.noob> thanks dude
[6:21pm] <.noob> :)
[6:22pm] <.noob> bbye
[6:22pm] <.Attila> .noob - for send memo to sops, /memoserv sendsop #channelnamehere messagehere
[6:22pm] <.noob> may I ask another que
[6:22pm] <@Adriel> sure
[6:22pm] <.noob> hmm.. when ever i join help.. i get kiked.. dunno Y.. i havent done any thing bad..
[6:22pm] <.noob> :[6:23pm] <@Adriel> try talking with the person who kicked you
[6:23pm] <.noob> still em in akik.. or ip is in akik.. how it wld be removed..
[6:23pm] <.noob> wait
[6:23pm] <@Adriel> you have to talk with 1 of the sop or the founder then
[6:23pm] <.noob> it is bot
[6:23pm] <.noob> hmm.. thnx
[6:23pm] <.noob> :)
[6:23pm] <.noob> another que
[6:23pm] <.noob> :$
[6:24pm] <.noob> how may I become Irc operator.. are there any requirements.. or wat..
[6:25pm] <.noob> :$..
[6:25pm] <.Attila> .noob - http://docs.dal.net/docs/operinfo.html
[6:25pm] <.Attila> you must read.
[6:25pm] <.noob> ThAnK YoU.. :D Attila
[6:25pm] <.noob> :)
[6:25pm] <.noob> so mnice of U
[6:25pm] <.noob> bbye.. see U again TaKe CaRe
[6:25pm] <.Attila> .noob - np,anything else?
[6:25pm] <.noob> no thnx
[6:25pm] <.noob> bbye
[6:26pm] <.Attila> bye.
[6:26pm] .noob (~Exothermi@202-133-65-184-dialup.sat.net.pk) has parted. (thnx alot) «41 people»
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He wants to know how to be an ircop when he don't even know the basic stuff, I really wanted to tell him something like this "You need an common sense and a good brain to be one" but to bad I can't lol.... This is just another daily noob I meet in #dalnet channel.
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[6:19pm] <.noob> hello
[6:19pm] <.noob> i need help
[6:19pm] <.noob> about a command
[6:20pm] <.noob> any one here
[6:20pm] <.noob> ?
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> What is it?
[6:20pm] <.Attila> .noob - ask,please.
[6:20pm] <.noob> there is a term fop
[6:20pm] <.noob> how to add fop for channel
[6:20pm] <.noob> is there any command
[6:20pm] <.noob> :?
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> fop?
[6:20pm] <.Attila> fop?
[6:20pm] <.noob> ya..
[6:20pm] <.Attila> heh ;)
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> there is only aop and sop
[6:20pm] <.noob> means if i wanna share a founder access..
[6:20pm] <.noob> ahh..
[6:20pm] <.noob> ok thnx
[6:21pm] <.noob> another que
[6:21pm] <@Adriel> what is it
[6:21pm] <.noob> if i wanna send memo to all sop of channel
[6:21pm] <.noob> then wat command i shd use
[6:21pm] <.Attila> .noob - http://docs.dal.net/docs/chanserv.html#5 and http://docs.dal.net/docs/chanserv.html#6
[6:21pm] <.noob> :$
[6:21pm] <.noob> thnx
[6:21pm] <.noob> lolx.
[6:21pm] <.noob> thanks dude
[6:21pm] <.noob> :)
[6:22pm] <.noob> bbye
[6:22pm] <.Attila> .noob - for send memo to sops, /memoserv sendsop #channelnamehere messagehere
[6:22pm] <.noob> may I ask another que
[6:22pm] <@Adriel> sure
[6:22pm] <.noob> hmm.. when ever i join help.. i get kiked.. dunno Y.. i havent done any thing bad..
[6:22pm] <.noob> :[6:23pm] <@Adriel> try talking with the person who kicked you
[6:23pm] <.noob> still em in akik.. or ip is in akik.. how it wld be removed..
[6:23pm] <.noob> wait
[6:23pm] <@Adriel> you have to talk with 1 of the sop or the founder then
[6:23pm] <.noob> it is bot
[6:23pm] <.noob> hmm.. thnx
[6:23pm] <.noob> :)
[6:23pm] <.noob> another que
[6:23pm] <.noob> :$
[6:24pm] <.noob> how may I become Irc operator.. are there any requirements.. or wat..
[6:25pm] <.noob> :$..
[6:25pm] <.Attila> .noob - http://docs.dal.net/docs/operinfo.html
[6:25pm] <.Attila> you must read.
[6:25pm] <.noob> ThAnK YoU.. :D Attila
[6:25pm] <.noob> :)
[6:25pm] <.noob> so mnice of U
[6:25pm] <.noob> bbye.. see U again TaKe CaRe
[6:25pm] <.Attila> .noob - np,anything else?
[6:25pm] <.noob> no thnx
[6:25pm] <.noob> bbye
[6:26pm] <.Attila> bye.
[6:26pm] .noob (~Exothermi@202-133-65-184-dialup.sat.net.pk) has parted. (thnx alot) «41 people»
****************************
He wants to know how to be an ircop when he don't even know the basic stuff, I really wanted to tell him something like this "You need an common sense and a good brain to be one" but to bad I can't lol.... This is just another daily noob I meet in #dalnet channel.
Telekom wannabes
Malaysia Telekom here again trying to introduce their own personal antivirus for Rm2 bucks:
They can't even fix my wrongly capped speed and wanna fix a virus which if more harder??? This telekom people really pok silap and wanna make money only and don't give a shit about custormer. There are more better antivirus then this and free some more, why would anyone wanna pay rm2 bucks for it? lol
http://www.tm.net.my/html/htm/value_added/online_guard.htm
They can't even fix my wrongly capped speed and wanna fix a virus which if more harder??? This telekom people really pok silap and wanna make money only and don't give a shit about custormer. There are more better antivirus then this and free some more, why would anyone wanna pay rm2 bucks for it? lol
http://www.tm.net.my/html/htm/value_added/online_guard.htm
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
No participation
You know, I don't see much participation from the contributors. Not to say anything but why do you need access to it when you don't blog?
Monday, June 06, 2005
Friday, June 03, 2005
joke of the day
got this from a fwd email. there were a few jokes, but i liked this one the most.
After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: Why? Want to have sex again?
Thai Girl replied: No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.
After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: Why? Want to have sex again?
Thai Girl replied: No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.
Friday, May 27, 2005
channel rubbish againnnn!!!!!
once again, ana's breasts as the victims. u guys are terribleee:
[02:25] <@[-aLex-]> anna
[02:25] <@[-aLex-]> if one day u lose 30 pds
[02:25] <@[-aLex-]> will ur breast become smaller also
......
[02:28] <@b|atching> wtf alex how did u get to know abt my breasts anyway
[02:28] <@ENIGS^^> e?
[02:28] <@Adriel> alex dream about u last night maybe
[02:28] <@b|atching> i am very concerned of the source of information
[02:29] <@[-aLex-]> so if u become slim then ur breast become still big lah hahahaha
___________________________________________________________
LAST TIME??
[02:32] <@[-aLex-]> [02:32] <@b|atching> even doc said i'll hurt a lot when i get pregnant last time <--- LAST TIME ?!
... i dun think any of us ever knew...
___________________________________________________________
u all ever heard of NARUTO? some ninja anime... ask des or chia bout it.. damn wannabe ninjas -_-
[00:53] <@Adriel> sama sama lompat around
[00:53] <@Adriel> flying flying
[00:54] <@sytheN> jump from tree to tree
[00:54] <@sytheN> haha
[00:54] <@Adriel> one can call frog, one more can call dog
[00:54] <@Adriel> lol
[00:54] <@sytheN> dun forget to dye ur hair YELLOW and wear ORANGE so that u can BLEND IN WITH THE SHADOWS like a real ninja
yes, the ninja has yellow hair and bright orange clothes. VERY GOOD WAY OF STAYING DISCREET....
___________________________________________________________
help...
[16:48] <@sythsdfherugf> im gonna pengsan soon...
[16:49] * sythsdfherugf is now known as sytheN
[16:50] <@sytheN> helpppp
[16:50] <@sytheN> help.. me....
[16:50] <@sytheN> helllppp...
[16:50] <@sytheN> heelll.......p........
[16:52] * @Adriel tolong
[16:52] <@sytheN> quick! cpr!
[16:54] <@Adriel> ..
[16:54] * @Adriel tolak chris
[16:54] * @Adriel then ask chris to do cpr to carlo
[16:55] <@sytheN> faster
[16:55] <@sytheN> dying
[16:55] <@sytheN> chia
[16:55] * @sytheN buka mulut
......
[16:58] <@|^2SaNe|> -.-
this wat u call frens... leave u to die
-THE END-
[02:25] <@[-aLex-]> anna
[02:25] <@[-aLex-]> if one day u lose 30 pds
[02:25] <@[-aLex-]> will ur breast become smaller also
......
[02:28] <@b|atching> wtf alex how did u get to know abt my breasts anyway
[02:28] <@ENIGS^^> e?
[02:28] <@Adriel> alex dream about u last night maybe
[02:28] <@b|atching> i am very concerned of the source of information
[02:29] <@[-aLex-]> so if u become slim then ur breast become still big lah hahahaha
___________________________________________________________
LAST TIME??
[02:32] <@[-aLex-]> [02:32] <@b|atching> even doc said i'll hurt a lot when i get pregnant last time <--- LAST TIME ?!
... i dun think any of us ever knew...
___________________________________________________________
u all ever heard of NARUTO? some ninja anime... ask des or chia bout it.. damn wannabe ninjas -_-
[00:53] <@Adriel> sama sama lompat around
[00:53] <@Adriel> flying flying
[00:54] <@sytheN> jump from tree to tree
[00:54] <@sytheN> haha
[00:54] <@Adriel> one can call frog, one more can call dog
[00:54] <@Adriel> lol
[00:54] <@sytheN> dun forget to dye ur hair YELLOW and wear ORANGE so that u can BLEND IN WITH THE SHADOWS like a real ninja
yes, the ninja has yellow hair and bright orange clothes. VERY GOOD WAY OF STAYING DISCREET....
___________________________________________________________
help...
[16:48] <@sythsdfherugf> im gonna pengsan soon...
[16:49] * sythsdfherugf is now known as sytheN
[16:50] <@sytheN> helpppp
[16:50] <@sytheN> help.. me....
[16:50] <@sytheN> helllppp...
[16:50] <@sytheN> heelll.......p........
[16:52] * @Adriel tolong
[16:52] <@sytheN> quick! cpr!
[16:54] <@Adriel> ..
[16:54] * @Adriel tolak chris
[16:54] * @Adriel then ask chris to do cpr to carlo
[16:55] <@sytheN> faster
[16:55] <@sytheN> dying
[16:55] <@sytheN> chia
[16:55] * @sytheN buka mulut
......
[16:58] <@|^2SaNe|> -.-
this wat u call frens... leave u to die
-THE END-
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Malaysian Stereotype? Smartass!
"No one has any good advice on how I can balance my work with my personal life."
"You didn't ask me."
"I take the Zen approach of having no friends and doing no work. Hence, perfect balance."
"Where did you get that definition of Zen?"
"I used to read, but it's faster to make up stuff."
*Aint that something that happens often?
"You didn't ask me."
"I take the Zen approach of having no friends and doing no work. Hence, perfect balance."
"Where did you get that definition of Zen?"
"I used to read, but it's faster to make up stuff."
*Aint that something that happens often?
Best Ghost Story!
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there was nobody behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. The guy, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve.
The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest pub . Wet and in shock, he went to a tavern and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and....
wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Bruce, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."
Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there was nobody behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. The guy, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve.
The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest pub . Wet and in shock, he went to a tavern and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and....
wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Bruce, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Channel report
I have compiled all interesting and noteworthy quotes from the channel over the past few days. Here they are:
That's all for now.
That's all for now.
yeah, here we go...
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
peace
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
gettin jiggy widdit, na na na na nanana na na na na nana
peace
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Sarcasm! Can't live without it!
[the character of SARCASTIC GUY is read in a voice that it just absolutely dripping with sarcasm in everything he says]
DEREK: Great party, huh? I actually don't know anyone at the party, actually, I'm kinda new to the neighborhood, actually, but my friend Chris said "come to the party, I'll introduce you around, you'll know everybody by the time you leave the party." Chris knows everybody, and soon I'll know everybody! 'Course, Chris didn't show up. So I guess I gotta mingle. So here I am mingling! 'Course, mingling really isn't my game, I'm not really a mingler, per se, I was actually in the corner alone mingling - that means I'm not talking to anyone, actually. I saw you over here, I said "there's a guy by himself, why not go over here, I'll mingle with this guy, this guy looks like a mingler," so hi, I'm Derek, pleased to meet you.
SARCASTIC GUY: Well it certainly is a pleasure to meet YOU, Derek.
DEREK: ...I'm sorry if I bothered you.
SARCASTIC GUY: Oh no, you're not bothering me, Derek, far from it. There's nothing I would rather do than just stand here and chat with you! Y'know - really get to know you?
DEREK: Look, I don't think there's any need to be sarcastic.
SARCASTIC GUY: Oh, I'm not being sarcastic! NOOOO! This is just a little speech impediment. I can't help it!
DEREK: Okay, I've obviously said or done something wrong to upset you, I'm just gonna apologize and be on my way.
SARCASTIC GUY: No, no, no, please stay. It's true. I've talked this way all my life. It's made things very difficult for me.
DEREK: Yeah! Right!
SARCASTIC GUY: Hey! Where ya goin'? Come back! I really wanna be your friend. I'm so lonely.
*Read here.
DEREK: Great party, huh? I actually don't know anyone at the party, actually, I'm kinda new to the neighborhood, actually, but my friend Chris said "come to the party, I'll introduce you around, you'll know everybody by the time you leave the party." Chris knows everybody, and soon I'll know everybody! 'Course, Chris didn't show up. So I guess I gotta mingle. So here I am mingling! 'Course, mingling really isn't my game, I'm not really a mingler, per se, I was actually in the corner alone mingling - that means I'm not talking to anyone, actually. I saw you over here, I said "there's a guy by himself, why not go over here, I'll mingle with this guy, this guy looks like a mingler," so hi, I'm Derek, pleased to meet you.
SARCASTIC GUY: Well it certainly is a pleasure to meet YOU, Derek.
DEREK: ...I'm sorry if I bothered you.
SARCASTIC GUY: Oh no, you're not bothering me, Derek, far from it. There's nothing I would rather do than just stand here and chat with you! Y'know - really get to know you?
DEREK: Look, I don't think there's any need to be sarcastic.
SARCASTIC GUY: Oh, I'm not being sarcastic! NOOOO! This is just a little speech impediment. I can't help it!
DEREK: Okay, I've obviously said or done something wrong to upset you, I'm just gonna apologize and be on my way.
SARCASTIC GUY: No, no, no, please stay. It's true. I've talked this way all my life. It's made things very difficult for me.
DEREK: Yeah! Right!
SARCASTIC GUY: Hey! Where ya goin'? Come back! I really wanna be your friend. I'm so lonely.
*Read here.
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Typical Corporate Behaviour
"I can't process your travel expenses because you sent me copies of the receipts. I need the originals"
"I'm busy"
"Just fax them"
"......."
This Dilbert scenario happens all the time. Now, why would you want the fax copies of the original receipt and not the copies of the original receipt? Beats the hell out of me doesn't it?
"I'm busy"
"Just fax them"
"......."
This Dilbert scenario happens all the time. Now, why would you want the fax copies of the original receipt and not the copies of the original receipt? Beats the hell out of me doesn't it?
Black cat?!
[15:14] <@Adriel> kucing hitam
[15:14] <@Adriel> smart
[15:15] <@|^2SaNe|> kucing hitam?
[15:18] <@Adriel> black cat
I still don't get this conversation. Do you?
[15:14] <@Adriel> smart
[15:15] <@|^2SaNe|> kucing hitam?
[15:18] <@Adriel> black cat
I still don't get this conversation. Do you?
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
link/update
yo chia. linked this page to my page and vice versa. oh, linked ur page from mine too. IM SURE U'LL DO THE SAME... copy-pasted ur html code. was too lazy to type it out.
CHANNEL UPDATE:
its so dead there... me and adriel oni security guard. and why does ana have to dc when she sleeps nowadays??
quote:
[00:16] <@bi^o^bi> kenape so sikit orggggggggggggggggg
[00:18] <@bi^o^bi> so boring o here
[00:18] <@bi^o^bi> all batang oni
i thought that's what she likes??? dont tell me she turned les. uhu...
oh btw, can someone change the template? black is just not the channel colour... i would have changed it myself, but i wasnt sure if there are any particular settings u all wanna keep (changing template will del any customizations, blah).
1 last thing.. how the fuck to change the txt colour back to default? i dono how thats why this post is so bloody colourful.
CHANNEL UPDATE:
its so dead there... me and adriel oni security guard. and why does ana have to dc when she sleeps nowadays??
quote:
[00:16] <@bi^o^bi> kenape so sikit orggggggggggggggggg
[00:18] <@bi^o^bi> so boring o here
[00:18] <@bi^o^bi> all batang oni
i thought that's what she likes??? dont tell me she turned les. uhu...
oh btw, can someone change the template? black is just not the channel colour... i would have changed it myself, but i wasnt sure if there are any particular settings u all wanna keep (changing template will del any customizations, blah).
1 last thing.. how the fuck to change the txt colour back to default? i dono how thats why this post is so bloody colourful.
Weird stuff in #dalnet channel I usualy see
[1:01am] <killer-man>hello
[1:01am] <killer-man>i am new admin here if any one want any kind of help i am here i am wiping the aop list so any one want op contact me thanx
[1:02am] SeyitAli_Baba (~Query@85.99.151.41) is now known as _BA_User
[1:02am] <killer-man>are u listning alll the ops
[1:03am] _BA_User (~Query@85.99.151.41) is now known as SeyitAli_Baba
[1:05am] murat06 (~murat06@212.175.150.10) has parted. «39 people»
[1:07am] <killer-man>now i think i shud deop alll of u
[1:09am] kartal3636 (~gtk@85.99.25.56) has joined. «40 people»
[1:10am] <killer-man>so whatt the hell is going over here ur father is saying u suome thing and childrens are not listening
After some time...
[1:23am] Killer-MaN «~rock@202.147.162.192» has Quit iRC
He left the channel, but the we only notice what he said when Quension onotice us
[1:35am] *Quension(@#DALnet)* lol that was great .. Killer-MaN comes in and claims to be the new admin, threatens to deop everyone here .. and everyone ignores him :D
[1:36am] -> Ops #dalnet: lol << Adriel
[1:01am] <killer-man>i am new admin here if any one want any kind of help i am here i am wiping the aop list so any one want op contact me thanx
[1:02am] SeyitAli_Baba (~Query@85.99.151.41) is now known as _BA_User
[1:02am] <killer-man>are u listning alll the ops
[1:03am] _BA_User (~Query@85.99.151.41) is now known as SeyitAli_Baba
[1:05am] murat06 (~murat06@212.175.150.10) has parted. «39 people»
[1:07am] <killer-man>now i think i shud deop alll of u
[1:09am] kartal3636 (~gtk@85.99.25.56) has joined. «40 people»
[1:10am] <killer-man>so whatt the hell is going over here ur father is saying u suome thing and childrens are not listening
After some time...
[1:23am] Killer-MaN «~rock@202.147.162.192» has Quit iRC
He left the channel, but the we only notice what he said when Quension onotice us
[1:35am] *Quension(@#DALnet)* lol that was great .. Killer-MaN comes in and claims to be the new admin, threatens to deop everyone here .. and everyone ignores him :D
[1:36am] -> Ops #dalnet: lol << Adriel
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Wake up call...
Excerpts from a comment:
"But next to that, they're still naive enough to believe that the government actually does things to make life better for us all. They think the government would pass laws and stuff to actually make media better."
Best statement I've read all day. Maybe its time we really have to wake up.
"But next to that, they're still naive enough to believe that the government actually does things to make life better for us all. They think the government would pass laws and stuff to actually make media better."
Best statement I've read all day. Maybe its time we really have to wake up.
Monday, May 09, 2005
My favourite K song in May 2005 - 愛與誠
Been singing this song all the time whenever i go karaoke these days... those u know Chiense please do try this song out ...... cunnnnnnnn!
愛與誠
曲 : 曹雪芬＠宇宙大爆炸
詞 : 林夕
編 : Ted Lo
監 : 雷頌德
其實自己一個更開心 只等你講
其實大家早已嫌大家卻扮忙
恨有多一點碰撞 仍然無聊事幹不敢打攪對方
要是你願意 誠實講一趟
彼此都起碼覺得釋放
不要哭 我也忍得了這些年來的委曲
沒法真心愛下去 只好真心真意的結束
＊別再做情人 做隻貓做隻狗 不做情人
做隻寵物至少可愛迷人
和你不瞅不睬 最終只會成為敵人
淪為舊朋友 是否又稱心
沒有心 只像閒人
若有空 難道有空可接吻
註定似過路人陌生 你怎麼手震
（這預告 發自虔誠內心）＊
長期被迫戀愛也真比 失戀更慘
長期扮演若無其事般 更困難
是我專登反應慢 明明為時甚晚 牌一早該要攤
再像我伴侶 仍望多一眼 一生都將會記得今晚
Ｒｅｐｅａｔ ＊
對不起 自動分手錯愕的你怕會傷感
盲目的我 現在也可轉台來賀你新生
別再做情人 做隻貓做隻狗 不做情人
做隻寵物至少可愛迷人
和你相交不淺無謂明日會被你憎
淪為舊朋友 是否又稱心
沒有心 只像閒人
若有空 難道有空可接吻
註定似過路人陌生 你怎麼手震
愛與誠
曲 : 曹雪芬＠宇宙大爆炸
詞 : 林夕
編 : Ted Lo
監 : 雷頌德
其實自己一個更開心 只等你講
其實大家早已嫌大家卻扮忙
恨有多一點碰撞 仍然無聊事幹不敢打攪對方
要是你願意 誠實講一趟
彼此都起碼覺得釋放
不要哭 我也忍得了這些年來的委曲
沒法真心愛下去 只好真心真意的結束
＊別再做情人 做隻貓做隻狗 不做情人
做隻寵物至少可愛迷人
和你不瞅不睬 最終只會成為敵人
淪為舊朋友 是否又稱心
沒有心 只像閒人
若有空 難道有空可接吻
註定似過路人陌生 你怎麼手震
（這預告 發自虔誠內心）＊
長期被迫戀愛也真比 失戀更慘
長期扮演若無其事般 更困難
是我專登反應慢 明明為時甚晚 牌一早該要攤
再像我伴侶 仍望多一眼 一生都將會記得今晚
Ｒｅｐｅａｔ ＊
對不起 自動分手錯愕的你怕會傷感
盲目的我 現在也可轉台來賀你新生
別再做情人 做隻貓做隻狗 不做情人
做隻寵物至少可愛迷人
和你相交不淺無謂明日會被你憎
淪為舊朋友 是否又稱心
沒有心 只像閒人
若有空 難道有空可接吻
註定似過路人陌生 你怎麼手震
Monday, May 02, 2005
50 jugs of beer/stout = Scary!
[21:30] <@vendy> 50jugs
[21:30] <@vendy> remember
[21:30] <@ENIGS^^> stout
[21:30] <@|^2SaNe|> dun wan 50 jugs >.<
[21:31] <@vendy> u like beer much
[21:31] <@vendy> i follow u finish the 50 jugs lo
[21:31] <@|^2SaNe|> =x
[21:31] <+Baboon> lol
[21:31] <@|^2SaNe|> dun wan.. no need >.<
[21:31] <@sythxN> wah
[21:31] <+Baboon> stout
[21:31] <+Baboon> ....
[21:31] <@sythxN> 30 1st la
[21:31] <@vendy> lol
[21:31] <@sythxN> 50.. haha adriel also hangkang
[21:31] <@ENIGS^^> hahahhaa
[21:31] <@vendy> joke bah
[21:32] <+Baboon> lol
[21:32] <@vendy> later go in hospital le
[21:32] <@ENIGS^^> me plus carlo also hangkang la
[21:32] <@sythxN> yalor
[21:32] <@|^2SaNe|> each person 10 jugs lah =x
[21:32] <@sythxN> must call backup from hk
[21:32] <@ENIGS^^> rolling in chia garden o
[21:32] <+Baboon> ;o
[21:32] <@vendy> -.-
[21:32] <+Baboon> lol
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> dont la..later hk itu backup bang the gate again
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> hahahahahahahaha
[21:33] <+Baboon> lol
[21:33] <@sythxN> hahaha
[21:33] <@|^2SaNe|> HAHAHAHAAH
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> hahahahahahaha
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> :x
Moral of the story:
1. Don't drink 50 jugs.
2. Don't drink and drive especially those in HK.
[21:30] <@vendy> remember
[21:30] <@ENIGS^^> stout
[21:30] <@|^2SaNe|> dun wan 50 jugs >.<
[21:31] <@vendy> u like beer much
[21:31] <@vendy> i follow u finish the 50 jugs lo
[21:31] <@|^2SaNe|> =x
[21:31] <+Baboon> lol
[21:31] <@|^2SaNe|> dun wan.. no need >.<
[21:31] <@sythxN> wah
[21:31] <+Baboon> stout
[21:31] <+Baboon> ....
[21:31] <@sythxN> 30 1st la
[21:31] <@vendy> lol
[21:31] <@sythxN> 50.. haha adriel also hangkang
[21:31] <@ENIGS^^> hahahhaa
[21:31] <@vendy> joke bah
[21:32] <+Baboon> lol
[21:32] <@vendy> later go in hospital le
[21:32] <@ENIGS^^> me plus carlo also hangkang la
[21:32] <@sythxN> yalor
[21:32] <@|^2SaNe|> each person 10 jugs lah =x
[21:32] <@sythxN> must call backup from hk
[21:32] <@ENIGS^^> rolling in chia garden o
[21:32] <+Baboon> ;o
[21:32] <@vendy> -.-
[21:32] <+Baboon> lol
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> dont la..later hk itu backup bang the gate again
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> hahahahahahahaha
[21:33] <+Baboon> lol
[21:33] <@sythxN> hahaha
[21:33] <@|^2SaNe|> HAHAHAHAAH
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> hahahahahahaha
[21:33] <@ENIGS^^> :x
Moral of the story:
1. Don't drink 50 jugs.
2. Don't drink and drive especially those in HK.
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Chris admitting part 2
[8:48pm] <@bi^o^bi> saja ba saja
[8:49pm] <@bi^o^bi> saturday nite ba
[8:49pm] <@Adriel> saturday night fever
[8:50pm] <@Adriel> the night that chris will wear his fishnet with a guitar on his back while riding on his old bicycle
[8:50pm] <@|^2SaNe|> yups
[8:49pm] <@bi^o^bi> saturday nite ba
[8:49pm] <@Adriel> saturday night fever
[8:50pm] <@Adriel> the night that chris will wear his fishnet with a guitar on his back while riding on his old bicycle
[8:50pm] <@|^2SaNe|> yups
Friday, April 29, 2005
Good question?
[13:35] <@syth3N> haih
[13:35] <@syth3N> why japanese game must be in japanese ar
[13:35] <@|^2SaNe|> cuz its japanese
[13:35] <@syth3N> true also
[13:36] <@|^2SaNe|> yups
*Okay. I admit that was a good question! To set the record straight, that wasn't Carlo.
[13:35] <@syth3N> why japanese game must be in japanese ar
[13:35] <@|^2SaNe|> cuz its japanese
[13:35] <@syth3N> true also
[13:36] <@|^2SaNe|> yups
*Okay. I admit that was a good question! To set the record straight, that wasn't Carlo.
BBQ Invitation to ALL! Especially Pretty Girls! ;)
I'm trying to organize a BBQ next week. We don't have the exact date yet since it depends on who is free at which day. Around May 3rd to May 8th? The venue would be at Tanjung Aru Beach. The venue is subject to change if anyone got a better place to host the BBQ. Its been hot these days. Not sure if it's a good idea to do it at the beach but anyhow, contact me or Adriel if your interested.
*Please refrain from posting your email in the comments. Spam bots will detect it.
*Please refrain from posting your contact numbers in the comments if you cherish your privacy.
*Please contact me or Adriel thru the channel, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo or text/call us. If you want to email us instead, you better hope we read it in time.
*If you do not know how to contact us, you probably are too far away or a stranger which in any case, shouldn't be bothering us at all. However, if you are a very pretty girl, for Adriel's sake, we might find the effort just to look for you. Adriel got his ICQ UIN on his blogger profile so add him instead.
*For Adriel's sake and ours too. Please do not stalk him. I really meant it. If you did that, he wouldn't go to the BBQ at all. If you really wanna stalk him though, do it after the BBQ session. Thank you very much.
*DON'T STALK ME TOO!
*Another thing, Adriel request all who wants to join the BBQ session to submit their pictures and numbers to me. If not we will take a photo of you during the BBQ session and it will be submitted into the blog. This of course is to advertise your uniqueness and annoy Anna whose currently in HK. So please give us your biggest smile during the BBQ. Thank you.
*Please contact us in time so we can have enough food and drinks. Yes, you need to chip in a little bit of cash. Getting more people to chip in means more food and drinks so don't be stingy.
*If you want everything to be FREE for you, please convince us. Pretty girls could kiss me on the cheek and hug Adriel. We might really consider after that.
*Please refrain from posting your email in the comments. Spam bots will detect it.
*Please refrain from posting your contact numbers in the comments if you cherish your privacy.
*Please contact me or Adriel thru the channel, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo or text/call us. If you want to email us instead, you better hope we read it in time.
*If you do not know how to contact us, you probably are too far away or a stranger which in any case, shouldn't be bothering us at all. However, if you are a very pretty girl, for Adriel's sake, we might find the effort just to look for you. Adriel got his ICQ UIN on his blogger profile so add him instead.
*For Adriel's sake and ours too. Please do not stalk him. I really meant it. If you did that, he wouldn't go to the BBQ at all. If you really wanna stalk him though, do it after the BBQ session. Thank you very much.
*DON'T STALK ME TOO!
*Another thing, Adriel request all who wants to join the BBQ session to submit their pictures and numbers to me. If not we will take a photo of you during the BBQ session and it will be submitted into the blog. This of course is to advertise your uniqueness and annoy Anna whose currently in HK. So please give us your biggest smile during the BBQ. Thank you.
*Please contact us in time so we can have enough food and drinks. Yes, you need to chip in a little bit of cash. Getting more people to chip in means more food and drinks so don't be stingy.
*If you want everything to be FREE for you, please convince us. Pretty girls could kiss me on the cheek and hug Adriel. We might really consider after that.
Morning ritual?
[04:57] <@Adriel> can't sleep
[05:32] <@Adriel> bleach
[06:53] <@Adriel> diee bitchhh dieeeeeeeeee
[07:55] <@Adriel> I am stronggg
Adriel? Why are you talking to yourself? Some kind of hourly morning ritual?
[05:32] <@Adriel> bleach
[06:53] <@Adriel> diee bitchhh dieeeeeeeeee
[07:55] <@Adriel> I am stronggg
Adriel? Why are you talking to yourself? Some kind of hourly morning ritual?
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Today's Karma -4
[23:14] <@|^2SaNe|> ahahah adriel.. y? bah i cant dream of hugging ppl >.<
[23:14] <@Adriel> lol
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> actually i think i might know the girl im hugging
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> hmm..
[23:15] <@Adriel> are
[23:15] <@Adriel> you
[23:15] <@Adriel> sure
[23:15] <@Adriel> it is
[23:15] <@Adriel> not
[23:15] <@Adriel> Anna Tam
[23:15] <@Adriel> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> yup sure
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> the girl is slim
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> n small size
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> thats not anna tam
[23:15] <@Adriel> ;o
*lol* Indirectly scoring few points. :p Sorry Anna. Its always Adriel's fault!
[23:14] <@Adriel> lol
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> actually i think i might know the girl im hugging
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> hmm..
[23:15] <@Adriel> are
[23:15] <@Adriel> you
[23:15] <@Adriel> sure
[23:15] <@Adriel> it is
[23:15] <@Adriel> not
[23:15] <@Adriel> Anna Tam
[23:15] <@Adriel> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> yup sure
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> the girl is slim
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> n small size
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> thats not anna tam
[23:15] <@Adriel> ;o
*lol* Indirectly scoring few points. :p Sorry Anna. Its always Adriel's fault!
Naive? Desperation?
[19:36] <|^2SaNe|> do u like phone sex?
[19:36] <|^2SaNe|> <kelvin_> do u like phone sex?
[19:37] <k33t> wat is phone sex oh??
[19:37] <|^2SaNe|> try u msg kelvin_ n ask
Some people can't afford to get laid.
[19:36] <|^2SaNe|> <kelvin_> do u like phone sex?
[19:37] <k33t> wat is phone sex oh??
[19:37] <|^2SaNe|> try u msg kelvin_ n ask
Some people can't afford to get laid.
Today's Karma -2
[19:32] <@|^2SaNe|> i wish i wish
[19:32] <@|^2SaNe|> for a very nice person
[19:32] * @Adriel give chris Anna Tam
[19:32] * @|^2SaNe| gives back anna tam
[19:33] * @Adriel runs off
*lol* That say its all!
[19:32] <@|^2SaNe|> for a very nice person
[19:32] * @Adriel give chris Anna Tam
[19:32] * @|^2SaNe| gives back anna tam
[19:33] * @Adriel runs off
*lol* That say its all!
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Monkey see! Monkey do!
Monkey of the channel:
[19:52] <@Adriel> Hu hu Arkkkk ARKKKK ARKKK
[19:53] * @|^2SaNe| slaps Adriel around a bit with a large trout
[19:53] <@Adriel> aku
[19:53] <@Adriel> monyet
[19:53] <@Adriel> Hu Huuu arkkkk arRKkkkkARKKKK
[19:54] <@|^2SaNe|> -.-
[19:52] <@Adriel> Hu hu Arkkkk ARKKKK ARKKK
[19:53] * @|^2SaNe| slaps Adriel around a bit with a large trout
[19:53] <@Adriel> aku
[19:53] <@Adriel> monyet
[19:53] <@Adriel> Hu Huuu arkkkk arRKkkkkARKKKK
[19:54] <@|^2SaNe|> -.-
Police? What are you doing?
Excerpts from here.
Malaysian police arrested two Americans for allegedly distributing Christian religious pamphlets to Muslims, police said today.
The two men were detained on Monday and a local court had ordered them to be held for 14 days to assist in investigations, a police spokesman told AFP.
"We want to find out if they had breached any regulations in Malaysia," he said.
It is an offence in mainly-Muslim Malaysia to try to convert Muslims away from their faith.
Right! Rather then investigating the issue before making an arrest, they will try to find fault after arresting people. That 14 days is a bullshit law! The police is getting lazy because of it. They should ammend that particular clause. And why find fault with someone when you should arrest someone whose at fault instead? Logical error!?
Malaysian police arrested two Americans for allegedly distributing Christian religious pamphlets to Muslims, police said today.
The two men were detained on Monday and a local court had ordered them to be held for 14 days to assist in investigations, a police spokesman told AFP.
"We want to find out if they had breached any regulations in Malaysia," he said.
It is an offence in mainly-Muslim Malaysia to try to convert Muslims away from their faith.
Right! Rather then investigating the issue before making an arrest, they will try to find fault after arresting people. That 14 days is a bullshit law! The police is getting lazy because of it. They should ammend that particular clause. And why find fault with someone when you should arrest someone whose at fault instead? Logical error!?
RYL2 Guild
ok so only me and adriel actually play RYL. everyone else is too lame haha. but as an SOp of the channel, i reserve the right to post the link here for those who *might* be interested. Presenting... The Unholy Guild!!!
GAME ON!!!
GAME ON!!!
this is getting off course
OKKkKKkKKkKkKKkkkKkk... stop. this is the channel blog!!! keep it channel relatedddd!!!! before i shoot everyone in this worlddd!!!!!
my post of the day is, channel talk!
chia trying to pick up ana:
[22:36] <@|^2SaNe|> anna.. u breast is the biggest
regarding desmun's 'chinese name':
[22:54] <@TilaPia^o^> lai kin nyao in hakka means sedang kencing that
pointless conversation (not that any of our conversations have a point):
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> i use hung chung as bait
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> red worm u know red wormmmmmmmmm
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> fung chungggggg
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> i tot ham chung just now
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> n i was wondering
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> y anna wants a ham chung for
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> fung chung laaaaaa
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> ngai deli
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> -.-
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> ngai di lin ni kong makai r
chia and anna arguing:
[23:14] <@CrazyOldB|atch> later u see chia's balls gugur also
...
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> anna dont make me curse u have saggy boobs
...
[23:16] <@CrazyOldB|atch> after u muntah then ur balls gugur
HK english:
[23:12] <@CrazyOldB|atch> mana ada I see ur asked
...
[23:17] <@CrazyOldB|atch> i'm corrsing u in styleeeeeeeeeeeee
chia admitting:
[23:20] <@|^2SaNe|> i wanna get highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:20] <@|^2SaNe|> so highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:20] <@darthsythen> u memang sohai
something only chia would take notice of:
[23:28] <@|^2SaNe|> guys also nowadays have boobs too
chatters' chinese names:
[02:22] <@darthsythen> adriel yeo ah liu
...
[02:22] <@darthsythen> chris chia ah teck
...
[02:22] <@darthsythen> desmun lai keen yao
...
[02:22] <@|^2SaNe|> carlo chin ka lok
my post of the day is, channel talk!
chia trying to pick up ana:
[22:36] <@|^2SaNe|> anna.. u breast is the biggest
regarding desmun's 'chinese name':
[22:54] <@TilaPia^o^> lai kin nyao in hakka means sedang kencing that
pointless conversation (not that any of our conversations have a point):
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> i use hung chung as bait
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> red worm u know red wormmmmmmmmm
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> fung chungggggg
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> i tot ham chung just now
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> n i was wondering
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> y anna wants a ham chung for
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> fung chung laaaaaa
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> ngai deli
[23:03] <@CrazyOldB|atch> -.-
[23:03] <@|^2SaNe|> ngai di lin ni kong makai r
chia and anna arguing:
[23:14] <@CrazyOldB|atch> later u see chia's balls gugur also
...
[23:15] <@|^2SaNe|> anna dont make me curse u have saggy boobs
...
[23:16] <@CrazyOldB|atch> after u muntah then ur balls gugur
HK english:
[23:12] <@CrazyOldB|atch> mana ada I see ur asked
...
[23:17] <@CrazyOldB|atch> i'm corrsing u in styleeeeeeeeeeeee
chia admitting:
[23:20] <@|^2SaNe|> i wanna get highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:20] <@|^2SaNe|> so highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:20] <@darthsythen> u memang sohai
something only chia would take notice of:
[23:28] <@|^2SaNe|> guys also nowadays have boobs too
chatters' chinese names:
[02:22] <@darthsythen> adriel yeo ah liu
...
[02:22] <@darthsythen> chris chia ah teck
...
[02:22] <@darthsythen> desmun lai keen yao
...
[02:22] <@|^2SaNe|> carlo chin ka lok
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Monday, April 25, 2005
Reducing your risk of death?
It's possible. The longer you live, the more likely you'll survive till:
1. The Rapture
2. We find a way to stop/reverse aging
3. The aliens find a way to stop/reverse aging.
4. We find a way to travel back in time, duplicate our bodies, and implant our souls in the new body.
5. see #4, but change souls to neural pathways, quantuum states, and data.
6, see #4, but the aliens invent it, not us.
7. see #5, but the aliens invent it, not us
8. God decides death is now deprecated/obsolete.
9. The Grim Reaper takes himself out.
10. Entropy reverses or stops, possibly due to dark matter/anti-matter/quasi-matter/doesn't matter/the universe compressing instead of expanding/aliens/God/Cmdr Taco.
11. The bugs in the universe responsible for death and other bad things are fixed.
12. God ports the universe from Windows to Linux.
13. The Grim Reaper revokes the license for death because Andrew Tridgell reverse engineered it.
Best comment I ever hear.
1. The Rapture
2. We find a way to stop/reverse aging
3. The aliens find a way to stop/reverse aging.
4. We find a way to travel back in time, duplicate our bodies, and implant our souls in the new body.
5. see #4, but change souls to neural pathways, quantuum states, and data.
6, see #4, but the aliens invent it, not us.
7. see #5, but the aliens invent it, not us
8. God decides death is now deprecated/obsolete.
9. The Grim Reaper takes himself out.
10. Entropy reverses or stops, possibly due to dark matter/anti-matter/quasi-matter/doesn't matter/the universe compressing instead of expanding/aliens/God/Cmdr Taco.
11. The bugs in the universe responsible for death and other bad things are fixed.
12. God ports the universe from Windows to Linux.
13. The Grim Reaper revokes the license for death because Andrew Tridgell reverse engineered it.
Best comment I ever hear.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
A new word : 'morose'
It means 'sullenly melancholy; gloomy'.
e.g They're just morose if they stop to think about almost anything.
e.g They're just morose if they stop to think about almost anything.
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Gay rights?
At first it was a discussion about the reason why Microsoft abandons the gay rights bill. More or less. Some people will just want to flame Microsoft just because its Microsoft. However, the comments turn quite interesting when some religious person started to spout their bigotry statements. The rest of the sane people started to pick apart the myths and whatever things were spouted against the gay rights bill or the gays in general. Turns out that homosexuality is a norm in nature. There are gay communities among the penguins. Turns out that gays can love each other like the rest of the couple in this world. Turns out that marriage gives fundamental rights to couples that most of us takes for granted. Rights like tax break and stuff. Turns out that child rearing have nothing to do with sexuality thus there isn't a valid argument against gays adopting children. Turns out that gay isn't a disease that infect others. Turns out that homosexuality isn't a psychological problem. Turns out that the only reason why people are intolerent of gays is because it was based by a book which they claim are from God. Does this sound absurd to you? My former church All Saints Cathedral, being Anglican, a sect in Christianity, officially do not support gays. They are against homosexuality. I find it very ironic though. A place which preaches the love and mercy of God turns out to be intolerent of a sexual orientation which we have yet to understand.
Democracy?
Best quote I ever read about democracy.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch." - Benjamin Franklin.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch." - Benjamin Franklin.
Friday, April 22, 2005
Legacy? Dr. M? What is next?
I've always been critical of Dr. Mahathir. Maybe I got it from my dad. There are things that he did which could be categorize as great but there are things that he did which to me was lack of morality or the bigger picture. First was the timber fiasco and now its bribing people for US support. Is this a screw up? Why should the government pay so much for a support in the United States of America? Isn't Dr. Mahathir being a hypocrite for denouncing US for its foreign policy while trying to gain favours from the US? Is that being honest? I'm not sure what Dr. M is trying to do and if his action is right but I feel it is a mistake for a government to bribe policy makers. That's just plainly being dishonest and if a leader screws up, everyone who are depended on him screws up. Read here for more context.
NSTP's legacy? Sarcasm lost?
Read here, here, here, here and here for context. You can watch the video of the debate here. The newspaper have single out DAP Lim Kit Siang for leading the attacks of Zainul Arifin's column. However is that the true picture? IMHO, from what I saw from the video and read from the verbatim of the debate, DAP Lim Kit Siang was being sarcastic. Didn't any of the editors in NSTP realise that? I mean they are well experience in this kind of things right? Even a guy like me realise he was being sarcastic. So I beg to question, have the newspaper's journalist and editors shoot themselves in the leg by misleadingly reporting DAP Lim Kit Siang's statement?
Misleading Statements?
Excerpts from here:
Two people have died and 203 people have been hospitalized following a typhoid outbreak in Kelantan that has sparked a public health scare, reports said today.
State health director Ahmad Razin Ahmad Maher said the outbreak detected three weeks ago was becoming critical but was still under control. He said the department had taken immediate steps to control the disease including conducting large-scale operations at eateries and business premises.
Say what? The outbreak detected three weeks ago was becoming critical but was still under control? Isn't that a bit contradicting? How can something be under control yet becoming critical? I'm no doctor but you tell me what's that suppose to mean?
Two people have died and 203 people have been hospitalized following a typhoid outbreak in Kelantan that has sparked a public health scare, reports said today.
State health director Ahmad Razin Ahmad Maher said the outbreak detected three weeks ago was becoming critical but was still under control. He said the department had taken immediate steps to control the disease including conducting large-scale operations at eateries and business premises.
Say what? The outbreak detected three weeks ago was becoming critical but was still under control? Isn't that a bit contradicting? How can something be under control yet becoming critical? I'm no doctor but you tell me what's that suppose to mean?
Missing Users Part VI
*mArsMaLLoW^^ have been sighted! Yay!
All missing users have been sighted. Now all that is left are those in the graveyard list. =x
All missing users have been sighted. Now all that is left are those in the graveyard list. =x
Thursday, April 21, 2005
StreamyX email complain and reply
I emailed Streamyx yesterday in the everning, here is what I said in the mail:
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From
Sent Wednesday, April 20, 2005 5:04 pm
To streamyx@tm.net.my
Cc
Bcc
Subject Streamyx upload Speed
Well my streamyx has already been upgraded, but the only problem now is my upload speed which is just "128kbps". I am using aztech 600E, on router mode and I accessed it and checked the speed which showed me that. Here is the full details from the router page:
Link Status Connected
Us Rate (Kbps) 128
Ds Rate (Kbps) 1024
US Margin 31
DS Margin 27
Modulation MMODE
LOS Errors 0
DS Line Attenuation 41
US Line Attenuation 46
Path Mode Fast Path
I thought my upload was suppose to be 384kbps and not 128kbps. I don't have much time to go kedai telekom, or call up the help line. So hope you guys can just update it from there.
From
Adriel D.K
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I didn't check my till 4 am just now, when I checked there was already a reply. Weird and it was a little too fast anyway here is the reply:
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From TM Net Customer Care Support
Sent Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:00 pm
To Censored@streamyx.com
Cc
Bcc
Subject Streamyx upload Speed
Dear Mr. Ea Jook Beng,
Thank you for e-mailing TM Net.Firstly, we apologies for the late reply.
With regards to your enquiry,Kindly be advised to proceed with some basic troubleshooting .
- Clear cache, reset web settings
- Check phone line quality
- Configure DNS Settings
- Disable Firewall
- Do at least 3 bandwidth test from our website.
The website is: http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/
After you proceed with basic troubleshooting steps , kindly email back to us with the following particulars in order for us to open report for your side.
-User name
-Contact Person
-Contact Number Home/Office
-Operating System
-Modem Brand
-Service Number
-Streamyx Package
- Bandwidth Test First Test
-Second Test
-Third Test
Should you have any further enquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us either via e-mail at streamyx@tm.net.my or call us at 1-300-88-9515 between the hours of 8.00am to 12.00 midnight, seven days a week to speak to any of our representatives.
Thank you for being our valued customer.
Best Regards,
Noralizah Saleh
Customer Care Support, CRM
TM Net Sdn. Bhd.
Website: http://www.tm.net.my
(ICOMS#90052-30192 ONYX#3090083)
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Wuhoo I am Ea Jook Beng, cool eh hahahaha only a computer can make such mistake. I guess telekom got fadup typing and replying custormer email complains and so on. So they ordered a auto reply software which will read out the mail and reply back with a format which included some words that is common used like "upload, download, speed problem" and so on from the email it read :P. Now this is real malaysian half gov company, too lazy to take care of their custormer and always got "alasan" or what ever shit.
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From
Sent Wednesday, April 20, 2005 5:04 pm
To streamyx@tm.net.my
Cc
Bcc
Subject Streamyx upload Speed
Well my streamyx has already been upgraded, but the only problem now is my upload speed which is just "128kbps". I am using aztech 600E, on router mode and I accessed it and checked the speed which showed me that. Here is the full details from the router page:
Link Status Connected
Us Rate (Kbps) 128
Ds Rate (Kbps) 1024
US Margin 31
DS Margin 27
Modulation MMODE
LOS Errors 0
DS Line Attenuation 41
US Line Attenuation 46
Path Mode Fast Path
I thought my upload was suppose to be 384kbps and not 128kbps. I don't have much time to go kedai telekom, or call up the help line. So hope you guys can just update it from there.
From
Adriel D.K
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I didn't check my till 4 am just now, when I checked there was already a reply. Weird and it was a little too fast anyway here is the reply:
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From TM Net Customer Care Support
Sent Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:00 pm
To Censored@streamyx.com
Cc
Bcc
Subject Streamyx upload Speed
Dear Mr. Ea Jook Beng,
Thank you for e-mailing TM Net.Firstly, we apologies for the late reply.
With regards to your enquiry,Kindly be advised to proceed with some basic troubleshooting .
- Clear cache, reset web settings
- Check phone line quality
- Configure DNS Settings
- Disable Firewall
- Do at least 3 bandwidth test from our website.
The website is: http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/
After you proceed with basic troubleshooting steps , kindly email back to us with the following particulars in order for us to open report for your side.
-User name
-Contact Person
-Contact Number Home/Office
-Operating System
-Modem Brand
-Service Number
-Streamyx Package
- Bandwidth Test First Test
-Second Test
-Third Test
Should you have any further enquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us either via e-mail at streamyx@tm.net.my or call us at 1-300-88-9515 between the hours of 8.00am to 12.00 midnight, seven days a week to speak to any of our representatives.
Thank you for being our valued customer.
Best Regards,
Noralizah Saleh
Customer Care Support, CRM
TM Net Sdn. Bhd.
Website: http://www.tm.net.my
(ICOMS#90052-30192 ONYX#3090083)
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Wuhoo I am Ea Jook Beng, cool eh hahahaha only a computer can make such mistake. I guess telekom got fadup typing and replying custormer email complains and so on. So they ordered a auto reply software which will read out the mail and reply back with a format which included some words that is common used like "upload, download, speed problem" and so on from the email it read :P. Now this is real malaysian half gov company, too lazy to take care of their custormer and always got "alasan" or what ever shit.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
God and Science
The existence of God is not proven in science. There is no evidence, inference or experiments that concludes the existence of a higher supreme being. As such, 'God does not exist' is a fact. I agree though the possibility of the existence of God should not be muted at all. Science is after all a self-correcting methodology.
Monday, April 18, 2005
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Buaya'ing?
Here's a chat log of a girl who pm me on a boring day, some how I get the feeling she regretted for trying to private message me hahaha anyway here is the log file :)
P.M LOG
The conversation stoped as I didn't had anything else to ask and she never asked me anything too so I got bored asking and set +R on myself.
P.M LOG
The conversation stoped as I didn't had anything else to ask and she never asked me anything too so I got bored asking and set +R on myself.
Friday, April 15, 2005
It was April Fool? No? Part III
Somehow Malaysiakini is going to be charged for what? No idea too. When government starts to punish people for making jokes, its getting too much. Tidak pandai bergurau ler. Weird shit. Read here and here. Go get a better life!
*Credit to Jeff Ooi for bringing up this issue.
*Credit to Jeff Ooi for bringing up this issue.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
The fate of #allsaints : REOPEN
Sometimes I have no idea what DALnet adminstration is doing. #allsaints have been reopen after the latest founder talked to them or something. Adriel, your former channel is damn eventful! *lol*
The fate of #allsaints : PURGED
Adriel's former #allsaints have just been purged by the DALnet adminstration. I got a sore butt being kicked. The latest founder have been caught mass inviting on the network. Even the nick was frozen. ;) I guess some people just want to abuse the AUP given by the IRC network. Its weird sometimes.
The Graveyard Part II
shhuk *blacklisted*
shannon-gal
[naked-puppet]
amagon
|ACCORD|
elainey
acg
kantiaros
ArIsTo_Cat
ecCenTriC^^
limvig
*incubabe is alive!!
shannon-gal
[naked-puppet]
amagon
|ACCORD|
elainey
acg
kantiaros
ArIsTo_Cat
ecCenTriC^^
limvig
*incubabe is alive!!
NuLife International Incorporated?
"hello, ^2SaNe how are you today? Are you free to talk at the moment?"
"a bit"
"wassup?"
"nth just asking "
";) "
"can i ask u some question..would u mind it? "
"yups sure.. whats that "
"So,is there any planning this year that you have planned for yourself?"
"yups.. y?"
"Are you free this coming thursday night or sunday afternoon?"
"not sure"
"whats on"
"which days r u free ?"
"depends really"
"erm ok"
"Have you ever read a book called rich dad poor dad?"
"have u ever heard of it ?"
"yups"
"got nearly the whole set"
"ok,According to this book,if we want to be a wealthy person we must change ourselves from Employee to a Business Owner.But if there is a way we can change from Employee to Business Owner,would you be interested to know about it..?"
"ahahah n whats that huh? dont tell me its amway or something"
"not amway"
"what issit then?"
"According to this book,if we want to be a wealthy person we must change ourselves from Employee to a Business Owner.But if there is a way we can change from Employee to Business Owner,would you be interested to know about it..?"
"y r u repeating ur question?"
"im asking you would u be interested to know more about it..?"
"you could tell me now n don't have to drag me all the way to some meeting"
"hmm?"
"ok,i have a friend who will be organizing a special talk this thursday night(sunday afternoon) and he will be sharing to us the way to change ourselves from E to B.Coincidently,he gave me 2 seats to his talk and i think ur knowledge regarding this issue is better than me.So in this case I would like you to come and give some opinion regarding this issue.."
"what talk? what meeting? and pls don't tell me this is some sort of network marketing"
"what's wrong?"
"i tell u nth is going on wrong.."
"wrong? nothing really.. just that.... for someone whose so keen on sharing something so wonderful, you awfully being so secretive about it"
"thus its fishy"
"not only that... ive been dragged to too many network marketing talks that.. i find it so.. "
"to be a wealthy person we must change ourselves from Employee to a Business Owner.But if there is a way we can change from Employee to Business Owner <--- i think its good to be E to B"
"lame"
"with RM10k, i can be a business owner.. you wanna give me that cash? lol"
"if u could do it..then u muz show ur prices"
"if u can't do it...nth can helps u either"
"stop beating around the bush eh"
"why cant just tell me what talk issit?"
"i told u already"
"i don't know how to explain to u whole things.. "
"the*"
"u could tell me what its called"
"is a network marketing right?"
"if u wanna talk in here...i think its not a good idea..if like here"
"sort of"
"there no such thing as sort of.... eventhough i like to use those word often too"
"ya ok
kind of sales marketing"
"ohh"
"issit omegatrend?"
"nopz"
"interested?"
"nope"
"why?"
"nvm i won't force...but i hope i can help u with that"
"ahahha.. cuz u refuse to tell me the name..... and i rather not be in a multi level marketing talk again.. i'll probably freak"
"ok ok"
"Is that important to u if im telling out"
"if i didnt say the name of the company.."
"important?"
"yups definetly important.... with the name i can trace the history, financial report and all that... i would know if its a scam or not"
"what im find tht is No Group sales target,No Group sales maintenance"
"and i dont get what u mean"
"ok"
"now im telling u"
"telling me what?"
"the company"
"want?"
"y dont u just say it?"
"cause i want u to understand what is it all about"
"if u tell me.. i would.. if u tell me nothing.. i wouldnt.. simple as that"
"ok sorry"
"NU LIFE INTERNATIONAL heard it b4.. ?"
"YUPSSSSSSsssssssss ;)"
"ya here u go"
"what do u think abt tht ?"
"its almost ages of years"
"about 12 yrs i guess"
"if im not wrong"
"not interested in it one bit"
"yeah i know its founded in HK too"
"yeah"
"i seem them b4 here"
"<^2SaNe> not interested in it one bit <-- dont make ur decision so fast think about it"
"not that fast to me *lol*"
"be serious ba u"
"and you dont think im serious huh"
"no..cause u're laughing "
"thats y im saying like that uh"
"hey believe it the things that i told u"
"it won't harm u"
"if i don't believe..what should i explore it..right?"
"u know....i know whats network marketing business model is all about.. im not that interested"
"ya its can helps u with that"
"how would u know at the end"
"at the end what?"
"nvm"
"im trying my best to tell u.."
"sure u r"
"r u still working ?"
"nope"
"ic..study?"
"not at the moment"
"ic"
"uhuh"
"why ?"
"why what"
"i mean u still doin nth"
"without any job"
"*shrug* going to UK soon"
"oic"
"going there 4 ?"
"holiday?"
"study, work"
"ok good luck for ya"
"yups thx"
"going alone?"
"yups"
"u really dont wanna think think about it..as i said just now ?"
"u really dont wanna think think about it..as i had said just now ?"
"nope"
"no thx mate"
"r u sure?"
"alright :) nvm but can u introduce some frens 4 me..can u?"
"yup im sure"
"frens?"
"those who are interested in business"
"ya"
"who ur frens?"
"is it here?"
"hmm.. nope"
"then where r ur frens?"
"sleeping"
"erm ok"
"nvm"
"ok"
"im sleeping too ~ gudnitez"
"bye take care"
"c u next time"
"nice to meet u as friends of mine :)"
"nites"
"k"
"a bit"
"wassup?"
"nth just asking "
";) "
"can i ask u some question..would u mind it? "
"yups sure.. whats that "
"So,is there any planning this year that you have planned for yourself?"
"yups.. y?"
"Are you free this coming thursday night or sunday afternoon?"
"not sure"
"whats on"
"which days r u free ?"
"depends really"
"erm ok"
"Have you ever read a book called rich dad poor dad?"
"have u ever heard of it ?"
"yups"
"got nearly the whole set"
"ok,According to this book,if we want to be a wealthy person we must change ourselves from Employee to a Business Owner.But if there is a way we can change from Employee to Business Owner,would you be interested to know about it..?"
"ahahah n whats that huh? dont tell me its amway or something"
"not amway"
"what issit then?"
"According to this book,if we want to be a wealthy person we must change ourselves from Employee to a Business Owner.But if there is a way we can change from Employee to Business Owner,would you be interested to know about it..?"
"y r u repeating ur question?"
"im asking you would u be interested to know more about it..?"
"you could tell me now n don't have to drag me all the way to some meeting"
"hmm?"
"ok,i have a friend who will be organizing a special talk this thursday night(sunday afternoon) and he will be sharing to us the way to change ourselves from E to B.Coincidently,he gave me 2 seats to his talk and i think ur knowledge regarding this issue is better than me.So in this case I would like you to come and give some opinion regarding this issue.."
"what talk? what meeting? and pls don't tell me this is some sort of network marketing"
"what's wrong?"
"i tell u nth is going on wrong.."
"wrong? nothing really.. just that.... for someone whose so keen on sharing something so wonderful, you awfully being so secretive about it"
"thus its fishy"
"not only that... ive been dragged to too many network marketing talks that.. i find it so.. "
"to be a wealthy person we must change ourselves from Employee to a Business Owner.But if there is a way we can change from Employee to Business Owner <--- i think its good to be E to B"
"lame"
"with RM10k, i can be a business owner.. you wanna give me that cash? lol"
"if u could do it..then u muz show ur prices"
"if u can't do it...nth can helps u either"
"stop beating around the bush eh"
"why cant just tell me what talk issit?"
"i told u already"
"i don't know how to explain to u whole things.. "
"the*"
"u could tell me what its called"
"is a network marketing right?"
"if u wanna talk in here...i think its not a good idea..if like here"
"sort of"
"there no such thing as sort of.... eventhough i like to use those word often too"
"ya ok
kind of sales marketing"
"ohh"
"issit omegatrend?"
"nopz"
"interested?"
"nope"
"why?"
"nvm i won't force...but i hope i can help u with that"
"ahahha.. cuz u refuse to tell me the name..... and i rather not be in a multi level marketing talk again.. i'll probably freak"
"ok ok"
"Is that important to u if im telling out"
"if i didnt say the name of the company.."
"important?"
"yups definetly important.... with the name i can trace the history, financial report and all that... i would know if its a scam or not"
"what im find tht is No Group sales target,No Group sales maintenance"
"and i dont get what u mean"
"ok"
"now im telling u"
"telling me what?"
"the company"
"want?"
"y dont u just say it?"
"cause i want u to understand what is it all about"
"if u tell me.. i would.. if u tell me nothing.. i wouldnt.. simple as that"
"ok sorry"
"NU LIFE INTERNATIONAL heard it b4.. ?"
"YUPSSSSSSsssssssss ;)"
"ya here u go"
"what do u think abt tht ?"
"its almost ages of years"
"about 12 yrs i guess"
"if im not wrong"
"not interested in it one bit"
"yeah i know its founded in HK too"
"yeah"
"i seem them b4 here"
"<^2SaNe> not interested in it one bit <-- dont make ur decision so fast think about it"
"not that fast to me *lol*"
"be serious ba u"
"and you dont think im serious huh"
"no..cause u're laughing "
"thats y im saying like that uh"
"hey believe it the things that i told u"
"it won't harm u"
"if i don't believe..what should i explore it..right?"
"u know....i know whats network marketing business model is all about.. im not that interested"
"ya its can helps u with that"
"how would u know at the end"
"at the end what?"
"nvm"
"im trying my best to tell u.."
"sure u r"
"r u still working ?"
"nope"
"ic..study?"
"not at the moment"
"ic"
"uhuh"
"why ?"
"why what"
"i mean u still doin nth"
"without any job"
"*shrug* going to UK soon"
"oic"
"going there 4 ?"
"holiday?"
"study, work"
"ok good luck for ya"
"yups thx"
"going alone?"
"yups"
"u really dont wanna think think about it..as i said just now ?"
"u really dont wanna think think about it..as i had said just now ?"
"nope"
"no thx mate"
"r u sure?"
"alright :) nvm but can u introduce some frens 4 me..can u?"
"yup im sure"
"frens?"
"those who are interested in business"
"ya"
"who ur frens?"
"is it here?"
"hmm.. nope"
"then where r ur frens?"
"sleeping"
"erm ok"
"nvm"
"ok"
"im sleeping too ~ gudnitez"
"bye take care"
"c u next time"
"nice to meet u as friends of mine :)"
"nites"
"k"
*Weird conversation. Not only that, I think she miss the point. Most people miss the value of money. I saw the carrot but I didn't follow the stick. ;)
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