How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
Now for the ladies
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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thanks for liking our blog. it is also about our day to day lives but sadly we are not park rangers. it must be fun being a park ranger. how many bears have you shot? we have never shot any bears. there are no bears to shoot here. but there are a lot of people. but we never shot any people yet because the police will get angry. but i think they should let us shoot other people because we are not an endangered species. mr mattcinton9908 have you ever watched the show 'species'? i think it was quite good but i prefer 'aliens'. scientists say aliens come in ufos. it reminds me of sardines in a can because some sardines here are sold in oval cans that look like a ufos. do you like sardines? i prefer baked beans and they also come in a can. coca cola and pepsi also come in cans because if they came in boxes like milo they would cost less and the companies would make less money from us. we don't have much money. please give us more so we can keep buying coca cola and pepsi. but i prefer coca cola.
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