I here by submit this blog to its resting place. ;)
We will be back soon after this unprecedented circumstances.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Funny prayer?
D BEER Prayer: Our Lager,which art in Barrels, hallowed b thy drink,i will b drunk,at home as in d pub, give us this day our foamy beer, n 4give us our spillages,as we 4give those who spill against us, n lead us not into road blocks, but deliver us frm hangovers,BARMEN." KOTOBIAN TADAU DO KAAMATAN 2006"
Got it from a sms..
Got it from a sms..
Friday, April 14, 2006
Sunday, March 05, 2006
bump*
this place is so dead, it needs a joke. ripped from velocity forums.
So there was this woman who wasn't very old but she was terrified of the idea of a wrinkly, saggy face. She was constantly going in to the plastic surgeon and getting work done. Finally, the doctor decided to just install a knob on the back of her head that she could tighten whenever she thought she needed it.
A few weeks later, she comes back into the doctor and says, "This knob is working great, but now I've got these giant bags under my eyes that I can't get rid of." The doctor paused for a moment and then asked her how much she'd turned the knob. "Oh, I don't know," she said, "maybe 50 times a day."
The doctor took another moment and then said, "Ma'am, those aren't bags under your eyes, those are your tits."
"Ah," the woman said, "then that would explain the goatee."
So there was this woman who wasn't very old but she was terrified of the idea of a wrinkly, saggy face. She was constantly going in to the plastic surgeon and getting work done. Finally, the doctor decided to just install a knob on the back of her head that she could tighten whenever she thought she needed it.
A few weeks later, she comes back into the doctor and says, "This knob is working great, but now I've got these giant bags under my eyes that I can't get rid of." The doctor paused for a moment and then asked her how much she'd turned the knob. "Oh, I don't know," she said, "maybe 50 times a day."
The doctor took another moment and then said, "Ma'am, those aren't bags under your eyes, those are your tits."
"Ah," the woman said, "then that would explain the goatee."
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Another boring day in the channel
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