Desnudians' Rendezvous

Latest Update

2011-09-09T17:07:00.001+08:00

Adriel: working, drinking, eating, driving, working
Anna: Microsoft, working, 3 kids, married, husband, Shanghai
BB: hotel, working, whatsapp, Facebook, Games, Scandaling
Carlo : Drinking, sleeping, Ann, red kancil
chew: Bank, working, drinking, sleeping, futsal
Christy: Baby girl, drinking, sleeping, eating, sleeping
Chia: Working, Drinking, Rambating, Pukating, Pugai’ing, Working, Server, Shuffling, Dancing, Drinking
Des : Insurance, working, sgcc, insurance, sleeping, drinking
Midori: Work, Whatsapp, mazda, work
Shiela: Scientist, Work, Wider, Short, eating, sleeping, Jazz

Des Monday with dancing game

2011-07-18T16:15:00.002+08:00

Selling insurance can be a pain, but with the technology you never dance alone..

Where are the Desnudo people chatting?

2011-06-27T14:00:00.002+08:00

Des, Carlo & Adriel with their new toys.. wait des one old already.. lol

Midori asking what is Guinea pig in malay

2010-12-13T21:16:00.001+08:00

Conversation from Facebook.

Midori
9:00pm
oh yesss
What's guinea pig in Malay ah

Adriel D.K
9:00pm
babi gni

Midori
9:00pm
sure onooot?

Adriel D.K
9:00pm
eh how ahh wait wait
it is babi guni
yes babi guni guni

Midori
9:01pm
I keep thinking it's something belanda

Adriel D.K
9:01pm
no no that is white rat

Midori
9:01pm
Babi guni???

Adriel D.K
9:01pm
yes babi guni

Midori
9:01pm
tikus belanda bahhh
baboon ah u

Adriel D.K
9:02pm
noo salah already tikus belanda is the white rat
belanda means oran putih
orang belanda

Midori
9:02pm
White rat means tikus Putih ler
hahahhaha

Adriel D.K
9:02pm
no no

Midori
9:02pm
fine lor
babi guni guni

Adriel D.K
9:02pm
babi guni guni

Midori
9:02pm
Hehehehe
Oh wait

Adriel D.K
9:02pm
hahaha

Midori
9:03pm
Guni guni

Adriel D.K
9:03pm
yes because it is big and round

Midori
9:04pm
like boobies

Adriel D.K
9:04pm
yes yes

Midori
9:05pm
Lol
Ebuddy so cool

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Des asking something worth to read

2010-04-20T10:18:00.001+08:00

Yes we know, this is worth to look at.. nothing worth to read yet.. was there ever something worth to read here? other then anna asking if can see Mt. Kinabalu from her place?

Latest update

2010-03-22T01:19:00.000+08:00

Status of everyone?

Adriel = Awake, driving, drinking coffee, driving, drinking coffee, office, office, chatting chatting
Anna = Working, Work, Drinking, Sleep, Working, Chatting still , dating, dating, datin??
Carlo = Still around, Drinking, Working, drinking, flying, drinking, chatting, drinking (no changes)
Chia = M.I.A
BB = Facebook, game, game, facebook, game game
Des = Married, working, drinking, gaming, working, drinking
Chew = Working, Drinking, Working, dating, Chatting
Sean = M.I.A
Christi = Housewife, auntie, mother, sleep, online, sleep, jaga baby, sleep, jaga baby, sleep, online, eat, eat, sleep
Midori = online, work, work, not sure
Shiela = online, online, chatting, chatting, widening, eat, sleep work
Ash = Unsure Unsure Unsure

Who else missing? lol

Out of a the blue question at 1.08 am 3/22/2010

2010-03-22T01:12:00.003+08:00

[21:50] * Now talking in #desnudo
[21:50] * Topic is 'YES, that's what it means. NO, there's no naked people in here hehe'
[21:50] * Set by <unknown> on <unknown>
[22:31] * Adriel (adk@118.101.30.187) Quit (Quit: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 3.1.1 (June '09))
[00:00] * Day changed to Monday, March 22nd 2010.
[00:30] * ruff (~footprint@203.82.66.200) has joined #desnudo
[00:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +o ruff
[00:53] * ruff is now known as devilism
[01:08] <baboon> ash
[01:08] <baboon> are you gay?
[01:08] <@devilism>; pa
[01:08] <baboon> are you gay?
[01:08] <@devilism> cakap cepat, i wanna go watch match for a bit
[01:09] <@devilism> o.O
[01:09] <@devilism> why would i be gay?
[01:09] <baboon> crap and I thought this would be a good screenshot
[01:09] <baboon> just say yes
[01:09] <baboon> lol
[01:09] <baboon> out of the blue question
[01:10] <@devilism> no i'm not
[01:10] <baboon> ah[01:11] <baboon> :(
[01:11] <@devilism> makes no sense to say yes when i'm not
[01:11] <@devilism> bah have fun playing with yourself. i wanna go watch match for a bit
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Yes it has been a very lonely channel now days with just me and ash.

SERIOUSLY...

2009-12-15T22:42:00.002+08:00

if i were to suggest a channel gathering, for old times sake and for fucks and alcohol, how many would bother to attend? from my experience with gatherings, it seems to be outdated nowadays. i shd hv TWO class of 99 gatherings this year but neither look like they'll be happening.

i see a lot of adriel, des and chew but i admit it would be fun to see the other old faces.. some of which im sure i cant remember.

if u all think it sounds like a plan then it has to be.. planned. coz as we know, a few of us are not exactly a driving distance away.

just a suggestion. so wat say u ppl?

Anna getting her first tattoo!!!!!

2009-11-08T17:56:00.001+08:00

Don't really need to say much so just watch the video hahaha

Check out the pictures at:

Facebook

Updates

2009-10-05T14:08:00.001+08:00

Some pictures from our gathering in “The Place” during Anna’s Vacation in K.K

View Full Album

The two remining people in #desnudo

2009-05-22T19:06:00.001+08:00

[19:01] <@theSevenSins> and what happened to everyone?
[19:02] <@theSevenSins> it's only us in here now
[19:02] <@Baboon> erm... everyone started to have a life
[19:02] <@Baboon> busy life
[19:02] <@Baboon> msn only them this
[19:02] <@theSevenSins> i have a life
[19:02] <@theSevenSins> only them?
[19:02] <@Baboon> ur life not importang as theirs
[19:02] <@Baboon> *important
[19:03] <@Baboon> lol
[19:03] <@Baboon> if u or me here die nobody will notice one this
[19:03] <@theSevenSins> hahahah
[19:03] <@theSevenSins> ya ba
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So yes... poor us

Shiela Updates

2009-05-10T00:48:00.001+08:00

Shiela = on msn, still active, still walking around, still a midget, might be getting wider, single, available, and so on.

Latest update

2009-03-26T18:08:00.005+08:00

Status of everyone?

Adriel = Awake, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, Working, chatting still , drinking
Anna = Working, Work, Drinking, Sleep, Working, Chatting still , moving
Carlo = Still around, Drinking, Working, drinking, flying, drinking, chatting, drinking
Chia = M.I.A
BB = M.I.A
Des = Married, working, drinking, gaming, working, drinking
Chew = Working, Drinking, Working, dating, Chatting
Sean = M.I.A

I think there is a lot more.. but erm.. who else should be in the list... oh Midori... Working, chatting, working, drinking, drinking.

Then again this place is kind of dead :)

Christi = Housewife, auntie, mother, sleep, online, sleep, jaga baby, sleep, jaga baby, sleep, online, eat, eat, sleep

Another daily conversation with Chew

2008-12-22T16:23:00.003+08:00

義雄 says:
he's performing for the company mah

義雄 says:
and exchange gift for christmas

s y t h x n says:
ow

義雄 says:
ur company dont have meh

義雄 says:
mine confirm none lah

義雄 says:
cinabeng boss

s y t h x n says:
no la

s y t h x n says:
wtf for

義雄 says:
maybe u get free g string

s y t h x n says:
sekali dapat bra lagi tiada guna

s y t h x n says:
g string at least can wear

義雄 says:
lc girl punya g string how u wear

義雄 says:
no place for the balls

s y t h x n says:
balls gantung ma

s y t h x n says:
freedom~~

義雄 says:
wow

s y t h x n says:
if we had present exchange.. i lace mine with anthrax

s y t h x n says:
dun only i yg get the present la

s y t h x n says:
sia siaaaaa

義雄 says:
uhuuuuuuu

義雄 says:
half way walking ur dick fall off this

義雄 says:
then u form a band called fall out dick

heads up!

2008-12-13T00:56:00.007+08:00

big-ass photo update: kk desnudians through recent years!

Does the music remind you of something?

2008-05-28T17:48:00.001+08:00

Just want to share with you guys.

2008-05-16T16:22:00.002+08:00

MV directed by Yasmin Ahmad & Yuhang

Sometimes, Shit Happens

2008-05-15T14:06:00.013+08:00

ALL I CAN SAY IS FUCK!

Sad but True

2008-05-12T14:30:00.002+08:00

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and
communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
helicopter's position.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew towards it, circled, and held
up a handwritten sign in large letters - "WHERE AM I?"

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew
a large sign, and held it in a building window.

"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, found his directions,
and flew to Seattle airport safely.

The co-pilot asked "How did you manage to find your
way?". Pilot said "I knew that tall building had to be MICROSOFT,
because they gave me an answer that was technically correct but
completely useless"

Just for a laugh

2008-05-07T16:58:00.003+08:00

Pete Teo - I Go

2008-05-07T11:07:00.002+08:00

Learning English

2008-04-13T20:06:00.003+08:00

Well I was blogging about my week in my blog today and was wondering what is "alang-alang" in english.. here is my conversation in IRC:

#Malaysia
<+Baboon> cikenWings, what is alang-alang in english?
* Vikram_KL (ahem@249.69.50.60.brf01-home.tm.net.my) Quit (Quit:)
<@cikenWings> alang-alang in english is a direct translation of a slang....... that u're fucked
<+Baboon> ic
<+Baboon> then again what is the proper word :( i can't seem to remember
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Me still being a little slow
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#desnudo
@ulquiorra> u cant directly translate alang-alang as a word per se
<@ulquiorra> u hv to translate it as a context
<@ulquiorra> generally its doing something halfway. but it depends on the context. is it halfway good or halfway bad?
* @ulquiorra shrugs
<+Baboon> ohh
<+Baboon> well "alang alang buat kerja"
<+Baboon> then again I just wrote "didn't do a proper job"
<@ulquiorra> u could strengthen that by saying "finish job halfway"
<+Baboon> erm..
<+Baboon> that don't sound right too :(
<+Baboon> finish job halfway
<+Baboon> finish job halfway ah <<> lol
<@ulquiorra> actually its correct eh
<@ulquiorra> =.="
<@ulquiorra> u nvr heard of that usage kah
<@ulquiorra> because didnt do a proper job is too uh, general and too accusing
<+Baboon> lets say I write like this "Because someone did the job halfway"
<+Baboon> eh
<+Baboon> oh ngam
<+Baboon> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<+Baboon> LIKE THATTT
<@ulquiorra> =.="
<+Baboon> I became more smarter now
<+Baboon> thanks
<@ulquiorra> yaaa
<+Baboon> hahaha
<+baboon> but I end up just saying "because of someone didn't properly do the job."
<+baboon> lol
<@ulquiorra> err.. already said la?
<+baboon> haha
<+baboon> thanks anyway for explaining
<@ulquiorra> sure np
* Adriel (~adk@124.13.180.3) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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So yeah... I was a little slow today :\

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2008-01-09T17:17:00.000+08:00

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Channel dropped and the successors is me.

Msg receive in msn during one of those days...

2007-11-29T16:56:00.000+08:00

Click on the picture

Quiet...

2007-07-13T11:01:00.000+08:00

Is this blog alive?

Saying the same stuff later everning

2007-06-01T18:48:00.001+08:00

She said it again and I had to take another print screen hahahaha

Stuff Anna says in MSN

2007-06-01T15:47:00.000+08:00

See the highlighted text? :P

Lonely

2007-04-05T02:21:00.000+08:00

Formating my desktop and no one else was in the channel....
Still alone there...
Everyone..
asleep.

Tipued?

2007-04-03T23:05:00.000+08:00

Got bored so asked Chris to join in the channel saying there is new life form from msn.

Few minutes later Chris still trying to figure out who is that

lol....

In the air by Nonpoint

2007-04-02T00:09:00.000+08:00

Nonpoint was formed in 1997. Here's the MTV:

Look at the highlighted text

2007-04-01T12:52:00.000+08:00

Got bored so used chris nick and took a print screen. :P

Capricorn by 30 Seconds To Mars

2007-03-31T09:25:00.000+08:00

A band formed in 1998. The mtv:

Ash chating by herself

2007-03-30T00:14:00.000+08:00

Poor girl

Self-confession

2007-03-20T00:10:00.000+08:00

[00:08] <@embryology-> i wanna be gaara's girlfriend
[00:09] <@embryology-> i took this naruto quiz thingy and it said my bf is likely to be gaara

Let it out by Starrfadu

2007-03-19T02:53:00.000+08:00

Starrfadu was started in the fall 2001.

Bubblez shuffling xD

2007-03-19T01:57:00.000+08:00

A gal shuffling. Nice flow =)

I Wanna Know by AI

2007-03-19T01:44:00.000+08:00

Genre: Hip Hop
Language: Japanese

AI was born 4 days before me. Here's the mtv of the song:

Stout?

2007-03-19T00:55:00.001+08:00

Accusing the Bomoh

2007-03-16T12:10:00.000+08:00

Random rambles

2007-03-16T08:30:00.000+08:00

[23:34] <mchammer> oh my pretty pretty boy i love u

[23:37] <@mchammer> movies are the new political tool
[23:37] <@|^2SaNe|> we make one lah
[23:38] <@mchammer> about saving the sang kancil
[23:38] <@mchammer> from the buaya
[23:38] <@mchammer> or we can make a documentary about pilaks
[23:38] <@|^2SaNe|> yes
[23:38] <@mchammer> or upskirt
[23:38] <@|^2SaNe|> good idea
[23:38] <@|^2SaNe|> lol
[23:38] <@|^2SaNe|> u upskirt again
[23:39] <@|^2SaNe|> so hv to interview yoda upskirt si desmund lah
[23:39] <@mchammer> yaya

[00:47] <@shoujo-> bleh
[00:47] <@shoujo-> a cross between kakashi and gaara wud be the perfect male speciment for me
[00:47] * @shoujo- nods

[19:58] <amagon> i rock
[19:58] <mchammer> i stone

[23:48] <@mchammer> haha yabah rich ppl are dumb
[23:48] <@mchammer> lucky im poor

[10:44] <mchammer> watsup
[10:44] <mchammer> i am mc hammer
[10:44] <mchammer> u know... the 90s rapper
[10:44] <mchammer> with baggy pants
[10:45] <mchammer> cant touch this dum dum dum.....

Another boring night...

2007-03-15T22:56:00.000+08:00

Screen shot of the channel :P

Chris introducing malaysian to a bomoh

2007-03-15T02:47:00.000+08:00

Click on the picture to see

Chia reassuring us....

2007-03-14T23:59:00.000+08:00

Another bad day for Macik Ashley

2007-02-28T00:46:00.000+08:00

Here is a screenshot of the channel where I been trying to get Ashley to hop the channel after adding a akick on her nickname for fun, she didn't hop so I just kicked her hehe

Cool? Funny? no I am just bored I guess..

OMG...

2007-02-27T08:12:00.000+08:00

[07:54am] <suanzz> sane sane
[07:54am] <@^2SaNe> suan suan
[07:54am] <suanzz> sane sane
[07:54am] <@^2SaNe> suan suan
[07:55am] <@blur`case> suan sane
[07:56am] <@^2SaNe> johor basket
[07:56am] <@blur`case> fuck u
[07:56am] <@^2SaNe> lol
[07:56am] <suanzz> yichee
[07:56am] <suanzz> sane sane
[07:56am] <@^2SaNe> suan suan
[07:57am] <suanzz> yikit
[07:57am] <suanzz>cheekit
[07:57am] <suanzz> chingching
[07:58am] <@blur`case> my cousin name is cheekit leh
[07:58am] <@^2SaNe> what a coincidence
[08:00am] <suanzz> lol
[08:00am] <suanzz> :P
[08:00am] <suanzz> sane sane
[08:00am] <suanzz> ching ching
[08:03am] <@^2SaNe> suan suan
[08:03am] <@blur`case> bahhhhhhh
[08:03am] <@^2SaNe> bahhhhhhh
[08:03am] <@^2SaNe> black sheep
[08:08am] <suanzz> sane sane
[08:09am] <@blur`case> tian er
[08:09am] <@blur`case> tian er

Can the channel get any more interesting than this?

Beware BuayaKing is waking up

2007-02-23T15:56:00.000+08:00

Here is a screenshot of Chris saying it himself:

Happy Birthday Sythen

2007-02-22T09:27:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday to Sythen! May he have an endless supply of beer!

Random channel talk!

2007-02-22T09:12:00.000+08:00

Ass?

[00:45] <@|^2SaNe|> invision 2.0 my ass
[00:45] <@|^2SaNe|> my ass
[00:45] <@|^2SaNe|> muah damn ass
[00:45] <@|^2SaNe|> oo
[00:45] <@|^2SaNe|> my ass is version 2.0

My ass?

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[00:58] * @Adriel was left with a security
[00:58] <@|^2SaNe|> oh yeah adriel.. did he molest u?
[00:58] <@|^2SaNe|> ahahahhha
[00:58] <@Adriel> dunno

I'm sure you wouldn't want to know either

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O_o Heroes?

[20:47] <enat-> i wanna have sex with mohinder suresh
[21:27] <enat-> seriously i dont mind him at all lol
[21:29] <enat-> wanna smell good for mohinder
[00:19] <simon-> i am attracted to santa-like guy

No we didn't know.. Should we know?

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[09:47] <Leirda> there was a dragon fly in the office I ran around trying to catch it

Is this how people suppose to work?

Chat box a bit weird

2007-02-22T09:08:00.000+08:00

To those whose posting on the current chatbox.. its screwy at the moment. Not my fault, its the chatbox's database.. in any case it suck and messages are missing after someone else's post.. Going to change it soon.. but hey.. its going to take awhile until I got a mood to change it..

O_o

2007-02-22T07:31:00.000+08:00

[07:07am] <@enat-> [06:36] <@enat-> gene says:

[07:07am] <@enat-> [06:36] <@enat-> i can tell if someone is smart from her nipples

[07:08am] <@enat-> wahaha

[07:08am] <@enat-> i look like 21

[07:09am] * @^2SaNe stares at enat-'s nipples

[07:09am] <@^2SaNe> oooo

[07:09am] <@enat-> oi

[07:09am] <@^2SaNe> still kenot tell

Yet another day in the channel...

Hola!

2007-02-21T18:34:00.000+08:00

I am new here (considerably?), and I actually did not know what does "desnudo" mean. So like what every other sane person would do, I Googled it, and it's supposed to mean "in the nude" in Spanish?!

*gasps*

Am I in the right place?

2007?

2007-02-21T03:01:00.000+08:00

Just another day... nothing new.. maybe new nicks.. but yet nothing new... here is another ss of this channel for this year...

Nothing much really... just another normal chat...

R.I.P

2006-11-02T06:38:00.000+08:00

I here by submit this blog to its resting place. ;)

We will be back soon after this unprecedented circumstances.

Screenshot

2006-10-27T01:01:00.000+08:00

The channel is dead, it is only me and my nick when I am in the office

Funny prayer?

2006-06-03T11:04:00.000+08:00

D BEER Prayer: Our Lager,which art in Barrels, hallowed b thy drink,i will b drunk,at home as in d pub, give us this day our foamy beer, n 4give us our spillages,as we 4give those who spill against us, n lead us not into road blocks, but deliver us frm hangovers,BARMEN." KOTOBIAN TADAU DO KAAMATAN 2006"

Got it from a sms..

Screenshot of the channel

2006-04-14T01:00:00.000+08:00

Looks empty eh :D

bump*

2006-03-05T02:44:00.000+08:00

this place is so dead, it needs a joke. ripped from velocity forums.

So there was this woman who wasn't very old but she was terrified of the idea of a wrinkly, saggy face. She was constantly going in to the plastic surgeon and getting work done. Finally, the doctor decided to just install a knob on the back of her head that she could tighten whenever she thought she needed it.

A few weeks later, she comes back into the doctor and says, "This knob is working great, but now I've got these giant bags under my eyes that I can't get rid of." The doctor paused for a moment and then asked her how much she'd turned the knob. "Oh, I don't know," she said, "maybe 50 times a day."

The doctor took another moment and then said, "Ma'am, those aren't bags under your eyes, those are your tits."

"Ah," the woman said, "then that would explain the goatee."

Another boring day in the channel

2006-02-15T18:46:00.000+08:00

[18:46] * Leirda is now known as Kokodile
[18:52] * Kokodile is now known as Leirda

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Oh ya, forgot to say something for yesterday v.day anyway here:

Screen Shot of the channel

2005-12-31T17:32:00.000+08:00

Just another normal stuff we do nowdays in the channel.... dead?

Some stuff you might want to you might wonder about?

2005-12-21T17:05:00.000+08:00

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
Now for the ladies

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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:)

Now why isn't this in the Malaysian Book of Records?? Malaysia boleh!

2005-11-13T18:46:00.000+08:00

From an article at torrentspy.com:

"Malaysia is thought to be the world's largest exporter of pirated discs. Pirated discs produced in Malaysia have been found across Europe, Asia, Latin America and, most recently, in South Africa."

Part 2?!

2005-11-07T20:26:00.000+08:00

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

I joke, I joke!

2005-11-02T23:42:00.000+08:00

Making fun of ah bengs again..

Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. This is what he came up with:

1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 beside an apartment to peep. After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me, I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7 eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab him. And 10 hor...10 hor...10...he die lor.

Baseball

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - "how much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says...$1000 dollars

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again...."

Sons

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.

The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.

The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked:
"What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, "What about your son?"

The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.

The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.

Geeks

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.

"Kiss me and I will turn into a princess."

The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours."

The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask."

The guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool...!"

We need a new software publisher!

2005-11-02T23:31:00.000+08:00

Abbott: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
Costello: Thanks, I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: No, the name’s Lou.
Abbott: Your computer?
Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou!
Abbott: What about Windows?
Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Costello: I don’t know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
Abbott: Wallpaper.
Costello: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Abbott: Software for Windows?
Costello: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
Abbott: I just did.
Costello: You just did what?
Abbott: Recommend something.
Costello: You recommending something?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: For my office?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Okay, what did you recommend for my office?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yes, for my office!
Abbott: I recommended Office with Windows.
Costello: I already have an office and it has windows! Okay, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
Abbott: Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: Word in Office.
Costello: The only word in office is office.
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: Which word in office for windows?
Abbott: The Word you get when you click on the blue “W”.
Costello: I’m gonna click your blue W if you don’t start with some straight answers. Okay, forget that. Can I watch movies on the internet?
Abbott: Yes, you want Real One.
Costello: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I want to watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: If it’s a long movie I also want to see reel; 2,3& 4. Can I watch them?
Abbott: Of course.
Costello: Great, with what?
Abbott: Real One.
Costello: Okay, I’m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
Abbott: You click the blue “1”.
Costello: I click the blue one what?
Abbott: The blue “1”.
Costello: Is that different from the blue “W”.
Abbott: The blue “1” is Real One and the blue “W” is Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: But there are three words in “office for windows”!
Abbott: No, just one, but it’s the most popular word in the world.
Costello: It is?
Abbott: Yes, but to be fair, there aren’t many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words out there.
Costello: And that word is the real one?
Abbott: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
Costello: Stop! Don’t start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? DO you have anything I can track my money with?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: That’s right. What do you have?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: I need money to track my money?
Abbott: It comes bundled with your computer.
Costello: What's bundled with my computer?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: Money comes with my computer?
Abbott: Yes. No extra charge.
Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
Abbott: One copy.
Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
Costello: They give you a license to copy money?

Streamyx complain letter

2005-10-01T03:26:00.001+08:00

Just another complain letter too streamyx, edited by Anna and check out what was the reply:

Dear Mr. K,

Thank you for your e-mail to TMNet.

Mr. K, referring to your e-mail, we would like to advice you to proceed with some basic troubleshooting, in order for us to streamline the issue that you are facing currently.

1) Bypass splitter/ micro filter/ fax machine/ lightning protector

2) Stand alone connection, from wall socket to modem (No parallel line)

3) Flush DNS
a) For Win 98/ME:-
- Click Start button, go to run.
- Type "winipcfg" and then click OK.
- Select your network card name from the adapter drop-down menu.
- Click on Release button
- The IP address should display 0.0.0.0. Then click Renew All
- Click OK to close the window.

b) For Win XP/2000
- Click on start Button, go to run
- Type "command", click ok
- Type in "ipconfig /flushdns", then press Enter.
- Make sure the result is "Successfully flushed the DNS Resolver cache".
- Type exit and press Enter to close the window screen.

4) Switch off the modem, unplug/ re-plug all cables, wait for 5 to 10 minutes before switching on the modem.

5) Create new Dialer and configure DNS
- (Preferred DNS Server: 202.188.0.133 /Alternate DNS Server: 202.188.1.5)

6) Reboot computer and the modem

7) Do at least 3 bandwidth test from our website as follows :
(http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/) or (http://direct.tm.net.my/xpeedometer/xpeedometer.htm)
However, if the results are below 60% of the required speed, please reply us by attaching the results (3 results in kbits).

Alternatively, you can contact our Technical Department at 1-300-88-9515 (select option 3 for Technical Assistance) if you need further assistance on the troubleshooting above and if the problem still occurs, please provide us the following details for further action.

1) User name :
2) Contact Person :
3) Contact Number
- Home/Office :
- Mobile phone :
4) Operating System :
5) Modem Brand :
6) Service Number :
7) Streamyx Package :
8) Bandwidth Test Results
- First Test :
- Second Test :
- Third Test :
9) When the problem occurred :
10) When is the best time to call you :

Please feel free to contact us either via e-mail at streamyx@tm.net.my or call us at 1-300-88-9515 should you require further assistance.

Mr. K, we thank you for taking the time to write to us and look forward to serve you better.

Regards,
Nicholas Senthil
Customer Care Support,
TMNet Sdn. Bhd.

Website: www.tm.net.my

(ICOMS#320811-99225 ONYX#4424088)

-----Original Message-----
From: Remove@streamyx.com
Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 4:09 PM
To: streamyx@tm.net.my
Subject: Upload/download connection speed problem

***********************
This e-mail was scanned by TM Net E-Mail Virus Shield.
***********************

GroundZero
1st Floor
No 21, Kepayan Commercial Centre
Kepayan, Kota Kinabalu
Sabah

To whom it may concern:

RE:

I am writing this letter to bring foward the captioned matter to your concern. Our business is currently using StreamyX Enterprise ADSL 1.0M. However, we are not convinced that we are currently undergoing 1M speed as written on the contract.

My director has proceeded to go to file in a complain regarding this matter in Clicker's, Kota Kinabalu but he was later being asked to contact the Hotline. Streamyx has dissapointed our company in a serious matter, not only because we are not enjoying what we have paid and promised from the contract, and our complaints were being unattended and ignored. It seemed to us that we as a corporate client is not worth being entertained or valued by Streamyx at all.

We believe Streamyx's Clicker was being set up to provide assistance and solution to the customers. Our company and my director had what we consider an extremely uninformed and stressful/upsetting experience and would appreciate a written response regarding the mentioned matter.

Please find the details below for your further action:

Account number: "Remove"

User name: "Remove"

Contact Person
Mr. Adriel DK - Administrator
Mobile number: "Remove"

Mr. Melvin Lim - Trainee
Mobile number: "Remove"

Operating System: windows xp pro
Modem Brand: Linksys BEFSX41
Service Number:
Streamyx Package: StreamyX Enterprise ADSL 1.0M

- Bandwidth Test First Test
Download Speed 1026.6 54.2 18.93 151.44
Upload Speed 1026.6 19.31 53.15 425.2

-Second Test
Download Speed 1026.62 48.04 21.36 170.88
Upload Speed 1026.62 19.12 53.67 429.36

-Third Test
Download Speed 1026.6 64.57 15.89 127.12
Upload Speed 1026.6 19.15 53.59 428.72

I look forward to hearing a reply with solutions.If we are not receiving any reply from your party in this short future, we will have no choice but to consider in arranging this matter to be corrected by a third party at your cost or seeking help from Consumer Tribunal department.

Yours sincerely,

Adriel DK

GrounZero
Administrator

********************************
Speechless? :\

Rhyming it up?

2005-09-24T03:15:00.000+08:00

[02:04] <@sythxn> its the anaaaaa
[02:06] <@b|atching> its the ...
[02:06] <@b|atching> predator
[02:06] <@b|atching> ui calo
[02:06] <@b|atching> how u
[02:07] <@sythxn> like morning is night night is morning
[02:10] <@b|atching> while afternoon is evening and evenin is afternoon
[02:10] <@sythxn> the sun is the moon and the moon is the cake
[02:10] <@sythxn> macam udang ditelan itik
[02:11] <@b|atching> eh no
[02:11] <@b|atching> evening is dawn dan is evening
[02:12] <@b|atching> macam katak ditelan burung
[02:12] <@b|atching> macam ayam diminum ikan
[02:12] <@b|atching> .........

You Know You Drink Too Much When...

2005-09-17T12:28:00.000+08:00

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.

You have a "happy hour" at home

When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?

You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land

Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car

"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

Your favorite drink is ethanol.

"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"

"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."

You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before

Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while

You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast

You frequently urinate outdoors.

When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.

You fall asleep taking a dump.

You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.

You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.

You find it's easier to study drunk.

You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

Beer ads make sense.

You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.

You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.

The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".

You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.

You mix your cocktails by the litre.

You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.

You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.

When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.

You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.

You can focus better with one eye closed

You fall off the floor.

You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

The glass keeps missing your mouth.

Vampires get woozy after bitting you.

At a meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.

If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

"Take me drunk, I'm home!"

You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.

You drink to get over a hangover.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.

You know you've been playing too much online games when...

2005-09-13T03:17:00.001+08:00

Thanks Des. Good one.
(original post: http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=150032)

CYBERSEX GONE WRONG

So I was having cybersex the other day.
It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me $**@#, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of #@@!.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

men are so....

2005-09-02T22:33:00.000+08:00

[19:16] <@SeVeN> punya boring this world
[19:16] <@SeVeN> i wanna go thailand
[19:17] <@SeVeN> they say thailand will change ur mind about everything
[19:17] <@baguvix> so will japan
[19:17] <@baguvix> lets go japan
[19:17] <@SeVeN> sure or not
[19:17] <@SeVeN> they say japan is a place full of perverts ...
[19:22] <@baguvix> exactly

Weirdo

2005-08-22T16:07:00.000+08:00

Channel on tuesday

2005-08-16T14:30:00.000+08:00

Me playing around with the topic

Stuff Adriel do when he is alone in the channel

2005-08-14T12:31:00.000+08:00

Another boring day in the channel

Old or not?

2005-08-13T15:09:00.000+08:00

Random Confessions

2005-08-13T14:47:00.000+08:00

[14:41] <@b|atching> i admit it
[14:41] <@b|atching> a good fuck is better than good words

@_@

=.="

All in a days work

2005-08-12T16:02:00.000+08:00

A pc mechanic talking to himself in IRC

[15:49] <Baboon> can't play on this comp
[15:49] <Baboon> this comp need to format
[15:49] <Baboon> crap
[15:49] <Baboon> pc 6 macam fucked up
[15:57] * Baboon (~adk@219.94.120.202) Quit (Quit: keboringan...)

WOW! Are you that bored?

A normal day in the dead channel!

2005-08-10T19:51:00.000+08:00

Sometimes..

2005-07-26T00:20:00.000+08:00

[00:15] <@b|atching> lin si i might let go a chance to drink
[00:15] <@b|atching> but i won't let go a chance to fuck with the bestman

We really don't know what to think.

Thank God

2005-07-24T12:45:00.000+08:00

[12:22] <@|^2SaNe|> okay i dun remmember a thing yesterday
[12:22] <@Adriel> I striped in sheni

Shit! Thank god I don't remmember that!

Future prediction

2005-07-23T22:17:00.000+08:00

Ripped of from the topic with edits:

gedering: monday (25th July),12pm,little italy. whoever cannot make it must open 8 tapai or talak in upperstar the next night. thks

I predict too the channel will be dead for the next two weeks or so.

Hit you back

2005-07-22T21:32:00.000+08:00

Haih.. we need an english version for this one la. Based on Chia's translation:

Jay Chou - Determinedly heading North

The world in a mirror looking back
Getting further away and saying goodbye
You look at your backside
One side of your face is as beautiful as usual
I use vision to chase
I never thought I'd hear you cry

Staring out the car window for a long time
Is the chance that I lost
You standing there
Tears in the middle of you and me
The road looks recoiling backwards
Little by little you collapse outside the window

I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
You said you're very tired
You have no other way of falling in love with ayone else
The wind blows in this mountain road
The shape of the past is all my fault
Couting my shame
How many times have I hurt you?

The world in a mirror looking back
Getting further away and saying goodbye
You look at your backside
One side of your face is as beautiful as usual
I use vision to chase
I never thought I'd hear you cry

Staring out the car window for a long time
Is the chance that I lost
You standing there
Tears in the middle of you and me
The road looks recoiling backwards
Little by little you collapse outside the window

I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
You said you're very tired
You have no other way of falling in love with ayone else
The wind blows in this mountain road
The shape of the past is all my fault
Counting my shame
How many times have I hurt you?

I determinedly head North
Leaving the season that has you
The steering encircles you
Turning around my regrets
I go faster to get on top of it
But I cannot leave the sadness that tails close behind
Counting my shame
How many times have I hurt you
Stop the violence
Let the wrong be pure

[*lol* This part is edited by me (^2SaNe) Lets see how carlo faced with the real translation. Heres the comparison:

The world in the rear view mirror
Says goodbye further and further away
You turn around towards your back
The side of your face is still very beautiful
I use my vision to chase
I unexpectedly hear your tears

Lingering outside the car window
Is the chance I missed
You are standing in position
Tears across the middle of you and me
The view of the street has been recoiling all along
The bits and pieces of your collapse are outside the window

I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
You say you are very tired
You already have no way to fall in love with anyone else
The wind blows on the mountain road
The frames in the past are all my wrongs
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you

The world in the rear view mirror
Says goodbye further and further away
You turn around towards your back
The side of your face is still very beautiful
I use my vision to chase
I unexpectedly hear your tears

Lingering outside the car window
Is the chance I missed
You are standing in position
Tears across the middle of you and me
The view of the street has been recoiling all along
The bits and pieces of your collapse are outside the window

I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
You say you are very tired
You already have no way to fall in love with anyone else
The wind blows on the mountain road
The frames in the past are all my wrongs
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you

I go all the way north
Leaving the season that has you
The steering wheel encompasses
Rotating around my regrets
I speed up to exceed it
Yet I can’t lose the grief following closely
Counting the shame
How many times I hurt you
Stop the heartlessness
Just let wrong be pure
]

You started it

2005-07-22T13:58:00.000+08:00

Broken translator?

Jay Chow - Menuju Utara Sesungguhnya

Dunia di cermin pandang belakang
Semakin jauh dan mengatakan selamat tinggal
Engkau menghadap belakangmu
Muka sebelahmu sangat cantik seperti biasa
Ku menggunakan visi untuk mengejar
Ku tidak sangka mendengar tangisanmu

Tenungan yang lama di luar tingkap kereta
Ialah peluang yang kukehilangan
Engkau berdiri di sana
Air mata di tengah engkau dan aku
Pandangan jalan membingkas ke belakang
Sedikit demi sedikit engkau rebah di luar tingkap

Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Engkau mengatakan kau sangat letih
Engkau tiada lagi cara untuk jatuh cinta pada orang lain
Angin meniup di jalan gunung ini
Bentuk masa silam adalah semua kesalahanku
Mengira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu

Dunia di cermin pandang belakang
Semakin jauh dan mengatakan selamat tinggal
Engkau menghadap belakangmu
Muka sebelahmu sangat cantik seperti biasa
Ku menggunakan visi untuk mengejar
Ku tidak sangka mendengar tangisanmu

Tenungan yang lama di luar tingkap kereta
Ialah peluang yang kukehilangan
Engkau berdiri di sana
Air mata di tengah engkau dan aku
Pandangan jalan membingkas ke belakang
Sedikit demi sedikit engkau rebah di luar tingkap

Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Engkau mengatakan kau sangat letih
Engkau tiada lagi cara untuk jatuh cinta pada orang lain
Angin meniup di jalan gunung ini
Bentuk masa silam adalah semua kesalahanku
Mengira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu

Aku menuju utara sesungguhnya
Meninggalkan musim yang adanya mu
Stiring melingkari mu
Berpusing disekeliling kekesalanku
Aku mempercepatkan untuk megatasinya
Tetapi ku tidak dapat meninggalkan kesedihan yang mengekori dengan dekat
Megira keaibanku
Berapa kali aku melukaimu
Hentikan kekejaman itu
Biar kesalahan itu tulen

Just a song

2005-07-20T18:34:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, my malay not bad. Wut u think?

This is 'Menjeling matahari - Ayam Jantan'

Cahaya hari di atas bahuku
Membuat aku terasa bernyawa
Kau biarkan aku berdiri di bayang-bayangmu
Dan ianya tempat yang sangat sejuk untuk bersembunyi

Aku berlari dari tempat yang terkacau-bilau ini
Aku berpecah percuma yeah yeah

Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari

Aku tahu kau takkan tinggalkanku
Tetapi pusing sajalah dan jalan jauh
Aku dah letih dengan masa bila kau menendangku sini sana
Cuba membunuh mimpiku dan memecahkanku turun
Tetapi aku tidak akan bergantung sekitar

Aku berlari dari tempat yang terkacau-bilau ini
Aku berpecah percuma yeah yeah

Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Aku menjeling matahari

Cahaya hari di atas bahuku
Aku tahu ianya masa untuk lari
Ya aku tahu ianya masa untuk lari

Aku dah letih menjeling matahari
Tak tahan cara ia membakar mataku supaya aku tak boleh melihat
Mencuri setiap nafasku
Kau tolak aku ke dalam terlebih pandu
Dan aku tak perlukan jenis cahaya ini kerana sekarang aku dah siap
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari
Yeah yeah menjeling matahari
Kau ambil segalanya ketika aku menjeling matahari

Dangerous Preposition

2005-07-17T03:39:00.000+08:00

[02:48] <@sythxn> fuck
[02:48] <@sythxn> my arm sakit
[02:48] <@sythxn> damn
[02:48] <@sythxn> chia u hv to help me tfk

Hoi...... what is this ?

The 130th Post Celebration

2005-07-16T16:01:00.000+08:00

[16:28] <@sythxn> aih
[16:28] <@sythxn> dun wanna see beer for 1 month
[16:28] <@Adriel> ;o
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> sure o not
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> tommorow we go again
[16:28] <@sythxn> yabah
[16:28] <@sythxn> hahahaha
[16:28] <@sythxn> kimak
[16:28] <@Adriel> lol
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> 1month = 1 day
[16:28] <SeVeN^^> u will feel different tommorow

BEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Totally unecessary, meaningless one-liners and more bullshit talk

2005-07-16T04:39:00.000+08:00

[09:46] <@Adriel> we are one big gay family

[23:36] <@b|atching> how long is ur nose hair

[23:53] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> im a homo

[00:49] <@b|atching> i'm retarded mate

[13:10] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> i drink beer like japanese make porn

[15:19] <@SeVeN^^> carlo's a bitch

[20:35] <@SeVeN^^> clean my ass

[21:10] <@iwakeupscaredtophoneher> today i orgy with king instead.... so dissapointed

[14:19] <@SeVeN^^> ppl say i look like jay chow

[18:38] <@iwakeupscaredtophoneher> yo yo kami rappers yo

[20:37] <@sythxn> i wanna be cinderella

[21:40]<@SeVeN^^> i want to download porn
[21:40] <@SeVeN^^> i am going to be horny

[21:56] <@SeVeN^^> 20m + 7m + 700k - 2.2m
[21:58] <@sythxn> hey u can count
[21:58] <@sythxn> not bad
[21:59] <@SeVeN^^> bitch
[21:59] <@sythxn> slut
[21:59]<@SeVeN^^> sissy bastard

[00:19] <@SeVeN^^> cheese sandwich rulez
[00:20] <@paris`> after egg sandwich
[00:21] <@ENIGS^^> double cheese rules bah
[00:21] <@SeVeN^^> double cheese burger rulez then
[00:22] <@ENIGS^^> but still have to after the egg sandwich
[00:22] <@ENIGS^^> hahahahha
[00:22] <@paris`> egg sandwich rules
[00:22] <@SeVeN^^> kimakkkkk
[00:22] <@SeVeN^^> ramli burger special rulez
[00:23] <@SeVeN^^> ok?
[00:23] <@paris`> no
[00:23] <@paris`> egg sandwich rules

Malaysia always boleh

2005-07-14T15:22:00.000+08:00

SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientistsfound traces
of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to theconclusion that their
ancestors already had a telephone network onethousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientistsdug
200 metres and headlines in the US papers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, andhave
concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-techdigital telephone
1000 years earlier than the Russians.

"One week later, the Malaysian newspapers reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Malaysian scientists have foundabsolutely nothing.
They have concluded that 5000 years ago,theirancestors were already using
wireless technology.

"Proud to be a Malaysian , Malaysia Boleh !

Happy Birthday BiBi!!!

2005-07-14T00:00:00.000+08:00

Sexy loh! Cuter loh! Still young hor! Don't kao zai too much hor!

Family portrait

2005-07-11T16:53:00.000+08:00

Here you go... version 1.3. Need suggestions for others' characters...

Again?

2005-07-11T04:56:00.000+08:00

tsk tsk... channel abuse!

[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm on a Monday morning
[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> minummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[03:24] <@b|atching> wohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[03:24] <@t3ht1|v|t4|v|34t32> ...
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[03:29] <@b|atching> dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u motherfucker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[03:29] * @b|atching (marijuana@n219079020224.netvigator.com) Quit (Quit: u had the 10 seconds of estatic fun and I have a whole life to deal with.)

Happy Birthday Anna!

2005-07-03T00:00:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Anna! ;p

Big liao loh.. can think liao loh... by the way, are you too cute too dance?

Print view of the channel

2005-07-01T16:48:00.000+08:00

when u put 2 drunkards together...

2005-06-25T18:31:00.000+08:00

[18:09] <@b|atching> r u guys able to see Mt. K from ur house ?
[18:10] <@Adriel> yups if I go outside or ontop the tangki air here
[18:10] <@Adriel> actualy... the whole kk can see it
[18:10] <@Adriel> or the whole sabah
[18:10] <@Adriel> lol
[18:10] <@b|atching> ya i'm thinking abt that too
[18:10] <@b|atching> cuz from my place
[18:10] <@b|atching> macam can nampak
[18:10] <@b|atching> if i'm not mistaken
[18:10] <@Adriel> ...
[18:11] <@b|atching> in the morning
[18:11] <@b|atching> when the sky is clear
[18:11] <@b|atching> or i was drunk
[18:11] <@Adriel> ...
[18:11] <@Adriel> u were drunk
[18:12] * @Adriel -=[ Playing: u2 - sometimes you can't make it on your own.mp3 ][ 192 Kbps / 5mins 8secs ]=-
[18:13] <@Adriel> http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_htm/asia.htm
[18:13] <@Adriel> see berapa jauh hong kong and sabah
[18:13] <@b|atching> budu
[18:14] <@b|atching> i mean my house in kk
[18:14] <@b|atching> ............
[18:14] <@bi^o^bi> hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa
[18:14] <@Adriel> say lar so
[18:14] <@b|atching> adriel i think u're drunk
[18:14] <@Adriel> you didn't say at kk

Desperate times call for desperate measures

2005-06-24T22:22:00.000+08:00

Anna is drunk!

2005-06-19T05:25:00.000+08:00

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*Yo, drunk people shouldn't chat in the channel unless you want to be a clown! *lol*

Parody of translating?!?

2005-06-17T01:22:00.000+08:00

We used to do this in the channel. Thanks to Ujang reading during high school.

Puddle of Mud - Setompok Lumpur
Howie Day - Hari Howie
Backstreet Boys - Budak Di Belakang Jalan
Nine Inch Nails - Sembilan Inci Kuku
Three Doors Down - Tiga Pintu Bawah
The Killers - Pembunuh Itu
BlackEyed Peas - Kacang Mata Hitam
Papa Roach - Bapak Lipas
Pussy Cat Dolls - Patung Kuching
Green Day - Hari Hijau
Simple Plan - Rancangan Yang Mudah
50 Cent - Lima Puluh Sen
Guns N' Roses - Pistol Dan Bunga Ros
Coldplay - Main Sejuk
Fall Out Boy - Budak Jatuh Keluar

;)

Channel Talk?!

2005-06-15T18:42:00.000+08:00

[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> ui
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> che makan
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> MAKAN
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> i makan oredi
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> wat is pizelling
[8:05pm] <SeVeN^^> cipet la
[8:05pm] <NiNe^^> i want to play new game, bored
[8:06pm] <SeVeN^^> u drink juice only
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> i makan oredi la
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> u come back din even say hi to me
[8:06pm] <SeVeN^^> u go become fruitarian LA
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> sombong punya pet pet kia u
[8:06pm] <NiNe^^> UNTIL I HAVE TO FREAKIN LOOK FOR YOU IN A CHANNEL BAH

*The problem with Desmund is that you need to talk to him in IRC rather then in real life...

[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> des
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> where u go
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> so lame la want to talk to you have to come in here
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> aiya
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> LAME
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> what what what
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> either that or have to go indiablo forum
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> u dont know how to come to my room kah
[9:28pm] <NiNe^^> you close door so tighttttt
[9:28pm] <@SeVeN^^> ...............

*The disadvantage of technology?

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*Upskirt?

[6:31pm] <@sythzn> so when u bend down can see upskirt lol
[6:31pm] <|^2SaNe|> i tot now got technology..... u dun bend down also can see upskirt
[6:31pm] <|^2SaNe|> got mini camera installed on ur foot
[6:32pm] <@sythzn> kitai u chia.. damn updated man u
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> ui
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> fuck u chia
[6:32pm] <@sythzn> ketara u got oh kan!!
[6:32pm] <|^2SaNe|> kitai u des and fuck u carlo
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> yalah
[6:32pm] <|^2SaNe|> u all teach me one
[6:32pm] <SeVeN^^> mahai
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> fuck u
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> kick o u lc
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> must have classical touch bah
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> must earn it to get the upskirt
[6:33pm] <|^2SaNe|> i dont hv mini camera... dun hv spy shop in kk
[6:33pm] <@sythzn> no.. last time i use the sony vid cam yg besar 1997 model but kedapatan by the gal this
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> not using technology
[6:33pm] <SeVeN^^> lol
[6:33pm] <|^2SaNe|> carlo.... i know u peramas bah last time
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> that is last time
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> u just take ppls skirt n tarik
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> now i upgrade to perabah
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> nah des maciam expert upskirt this
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> no
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> dont pull me in the water
[6:34pm] <SeVeN^^> i innocent
[6:34pm] <@sythzn> desmun is the yoda of upskirt techniques
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> lc.. baru u philosphy must have classical touch
[6:34pm] <|^2SaNe|> u sendiri jump into the water urself

*The philosophy is endless..

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This time it isn't Anna's breast..

[7:44pm] <@Adriel> uiyo, des triping anna punya lubang
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> hebat
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> .......
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> no
[7:44pm] <@|^2SaNe|> terus des having nightmare
[7:44pm] <@Adriel> hahaha
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> lol
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> aiya
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> no appetite already
[7:44pm] <@SeVeN^^> fuck u all

terrible people..

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The difference between KL and KK ;)

[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> go la faster
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> mahai 9pm lurrr
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> mahai baru mau 8.30
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> u trip what oh?
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> kl?
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> i takes 5 minutes for me to reach shen
[8:26pm] <@|^2SaNe|> it*
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> okok
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> hahaha
[8:26pm] <@SeVeN^^> macauhaiiiiii
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> i WANT TO GO BACK KK
[8:27pm] <@|^2SaNe|> u kimak.. kl ppl
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> ALL ALSO 5MINS
[8:27pm] <@|^2SaNe|> stuck lah u in traffic jam
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> I LOVE 5MINS
[8:27pm] <@SeVeN^^> here 45 mins

.. everything is so damn near... =))

We have a dead channel!!

2005-06-15T16:11:00.000+08:00

=(

I need some whiskey!

Msg i get while I am away in irc

2005-06-11T18:40:00.000+08:00

[11:01pm] <.ashefs>
[3:22am] <.mariela_> hola
[5:40pm] <.adeee> hi... asl plz
[8:54pm] <.ce_sapi> hii
[9:01pm] <.brain_zheng85> ni sapa??
[9:01pm] <.brain_zheng85> ko2ku bkn??
[9:21pm] <.mark^m> hey care to help?
[1:09am] <.bbnmb> slm
[10:12am] <.raine^-^> #IRChinese A Chinese/English ChatRoom :) *
[11:23am] <.guest72083> hiiiiii
[4:34pm] <.stefani> hai ...
[5:32pm] <.{F}aVoUrIt3> hi
[5:58pm] <.ekacute> hi..bro
[6:25pm] <.ilel> allo
********************************
I never reply anyone even when I am there :P kinda got bored replying lol...

What lack of ciggies can do to you...

2005-06-11T15:26:00.000+08:00

[01:22] <@sythxN> i no cigarette!!!
[01:22] <@sythxN> DIEEE
[01:22] <@sythxN> SURE DIE
[01:24] <@sythxN> help me....
[01:24] <@sythxN> heellllpppp
[01:24] <@sythxN> helpppp......
[01:24] <@sythxN> boy boy can u hear me boy
[01:24] <@sythxN> jefff.. jefff... i killed my brother....

*Hallucinating is a symptom too?

Stuff in #dalnet channel

2005-06-08T18:28:00.000+08:00

Here is a log on a person who asked for some help in #dalnet channel.. we are talking in the main :
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[6:19pm] <.noob> hello
[6:19pm] <.noob> i need help
[6:19pm] <.noob> about a command
[6:20pm] <.noob> any one here
[6:20pm] <.noob> ?
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> What is it?
[6:20pm] <.Attila> .noob - ask,please.
[6:20pm] <.noob> there is a term fop
[6:20pm] <.noob> how to add fop for channel
[6:20pm] <.noob> is there any command
[6:20pm] <.noob> :?
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> fop?
[6:20pm] <.Attila> fop?
[6:20pm] <.noob> ya..
[6:20pm] <.Attila> heh ;)
[6:20pm] <@Adriel> there is only aop and sop
[6:20pm] <.noob> means if i wanna share a founder access..
[6:20pm] <.noob> ahh..
[6:20pm] <.noob> ok thnx
[6:21pm] <.noob> another que
[6:21pm] <@Adriel> what is it
[6:21pm] <.noob> if i wanna send memo to all sop of channel
[6:21pm] <.noob> then wat command i shd use
[6:21pm] <.Attila> .noob - http://docs.dal.net/docs/chanserv.html#5 and http://docs.dal.net/docs/chanserv.html#6
[6:21pm] <.noob> :$
[6:21pm] <.noob> thnx
[6:21pm] <.noob> lolx.
[6:21pm] <.noob> thanks dude
[6:21pm] <.noob> :)
[6:22pm] <.noob> bbye
[6:22pm] <.Attila> .noob - for send memo to sops, /memoserv sendsop #channelnamehere messagehere
[6:22pm] <.noob> may I ask another que
[6:22pm] <@Adriel> sure
[6:22pm] <.noob> hmm.. when ever i join help.. i get kiked.. dunno Y.. i havent done any thing bad..
[6:22pm] <.noob> :[6:23pm] <@Adriel> try talking with the person who kicked you
[6:23pm] <.noob> still em in akik.. or ip is in akik.. how it wld be removed..
[6:23pm] <.noob> wait
[6:23pm] <@Adriel> you have to talk with 1 of the sop or the founder then
[6:23pm] <.noob> it is bot
[6:23pm] <.noob> hmm.. thnx
[6:23pm] <.noob> :)
[6:23pm] <.noob> another que
[6:23pm] <.noob> :$
[6:24pm] <.noob> how may I become Irc operator.. are there any requirements.. or wat..
[6:25pm] <.noob> :$..
[6:25pm] <.Attila> .noob - http://docs.dal.net/docs/operinfo.html
[6:25pm] <.Attila> you must read.
[6:25pm] <.noob> ThAnK YoU.. :D Attila
[6:25pm] <.noob> :)
[6:25pm] <.noob> so mnice of U
[6:25pm] <.noob> bbye.. see U again TaKe CaRe
[6:25pm] <.Attila> .noob - np,anything else?
[6:25pm] <.noob> no thnx
[6:25pm] <.noob> bbye
[6:26pm] <.Attila> bye.
[6:26pm] .noob (~Exothermi@202-133-65-184-dialup.sat.net.pk) has parted. (thnx alot) «41 people»
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He wants to know how to be an ircop when he don't even know the basic stuff, I really wanted to tell him something like this "You need an common sense and a good brain to be one" but to bad I can't lol.... This is just another daily noob I meet in #dalnet channel.